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My Pump Quacks Like a Duck Call

Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2019 4:56 am
by andrew1959nj
WTF, now I am a very playful guy and have no issues about telling my partners that I have a Robo Cock and not to be concerned about me squeezing my nuts. However, it is now making a very loud noise when I pump. It sounds like a friggen duck call! My partner has all kinds of dryness issues and has zero libido. Still, she wanted to try again after seeing her gyno and getting some special pussy pills that had to be inserted 30 minutes before sex. Needless to say she is a little apprehensive since heretofore we have yet to get my cock in her very far without mood breaking pain.

So after a lengthy massage, GOD does she have a HOT body;) she told me about her gyno appointment and that she had already done the prep work. I immediately strip down and start pumping only to hear duck noise with each pump. She busted a gut laughing and I being highly motivated at the time, didn't care but, if it's got to make a noise I would rather hear it MEOW with each pump! LOL

Is noise common and does it go away? I have an old Titan pump.

Re: My Pump Quacks Like a Duck Call

Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2019 6:59 am
by JoBerlin
my pump also makes noise. Sometimes more sometimes less. I do not care.

Re: My Pump Quacks Like a Duck Call

Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2019 7:16 am
by mikestap
I have the Titan classic pump. It also makes noise. A duck call is a pretty good analogy. Sometimes we can’t hear it over the noise we make.

Re: My Pump Quacks Like a Duck Call

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2019 3:03 am
by Smetro
Yep, me too.
We just laugh at it! :lol:

Re: My Pump Quacks Like a Duck Call

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2019 4:34 am
by Bushpig
Mine too so all normal mate

Re: My Pump Quacks Like a Duck Call

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2019 5:35 am
by andrew1959nj
mikestap wrote:I have the Titan classic pump. It also makes a noise. A duck call is a pretty good analogy. Sometimes we can’t hear it over the noise we make.


Thanks, I never read about pumping noises. So it was new to me and a point of concern. I guess that I will have to learn how to crank out a melody! LOL

I have the classic Coloplast pump, my doctor said that they are easier to use and are more reliable.

Re: My Pump Quacks Like a Duck Call

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2019 6:44 am
by merrix
Sort of.
I have noticed that the faster I pump the more it sounds.
If I go slow with full wall to wall pumps and give it a second between pumps, then there is no noise.
But most of the time I don't give a shit if it makes a noise.

Re: My Pump Quacks Like a Duck Call

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2019 8:07 am
by Evinrude
FWIW, AMS 700 LGX pumps up quiet as a church mouse. Makes a barely audible squeek/gurgling noise for a second when deflate button pushed however.

Re: My Pump Quacks Like a Duck Call

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2019 9:36 am
by andrew1959nj
merrix wrote:Sort of.
I have noticed that the faster I pump the more it sounds.
If I go slow with full wall to wall pumps and give it a second between pumps, then there is no noise.
But most of the time I don't give a shit if it makes a noise.


I don't care either as I now have a cock that my partners like:) However, still being cautious I pump rather slow and probably not complete pumps. Some of the "quacks" sounded rather lame like a dying duck! It was funny as hell! :lol:

Re: My Pump Quacks Like a Duck Call

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2019 10:30 am
by mikestap
andrew1959nj wrote:
I don't care either as I now have a cock that my partners like:) However, still being cautious I pump rather slow and probably not complete pumps. Some of the "quacks" sounded rather lame like a dying duck! It was funny as hell! :lol:
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We always find things to laugh about while we have sex. Just adds to the fun.