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Fuck my life lol. My cat jumped on me when I was changing, hanging on my leg for dear life with one paw and hitting my penis with an implanted coloplast with one claw from the other. I think it was just a surface ding but am losing my shit right now thinking it may have nicked the coloplast. Applied lots of alcohol, bactrim, and bandaid. Is anyone familiar with durability of the silicone/bioflex polymer to something like a cat claw? Can anyone in the medical field chime in on whether I should seek oral abx just in case? Thanks.

Ha the claw punctured your skin.
Do you see blood coming out.

The implant is deep inside the corpora..so unless the skin has deep holes..it probably wont be able to puncture the implant.

You shouldn't be screwing actual cats. Although feline terms are often used in reference to the fairer sex you should't take it literally because trying to screw cats just isn't practical and they really don't appreciate it. However, I hear sheep are much more compliant.

I'm guessing that you aren't interested in telling this story to some young nurse. Btw, it would make a good story.
I think Captain1117's reply is a good one. I might add. Next couple of times of inflating it. Watch that general area for the beginning of a bulge. But I doubt that the implant got damaged.

Hey Bidoink. I've been told that Baaa means NO!

Thanks guys. I'm coming clean, I got home from work and didn't give the pussy the love it demanded cause I had to take a shit really bad. He jumped on my lap mid steam and got me, not happy about this at all!

He did draw blood and my implant feels fairly close to surface, my surgeon removed a good amount of scar tissue. Time will tell on this one.

My tunica is so tough that I would have to take a second stab with the needle to get through it when I was doing injections. Implants are inside the tunica. The outer part of your dick would be shredded before a cat claw gets through the tunica.

There used to be a saying about the hardness of an erection. A really good erection was so hard "that a cat couldn't scratch it". I'm thinking that either the saying was a humble brag or nobody ever had a cat scratch their erection.
Although, I can see why a guy would be concerned. Considering just how much money, time & hassle is invested it the darned thing.

Pussy strikes back.

dg_moore wrote:Pussy strikes back.

This is gold

bldoink wrote:You shouldn't be screwing actual cats. Although feline terms are often used in reference to the fairer sex you should't take it literally because trying to screw cats just isn't practical and they really don't appreciate it. However, I hear sheep are much more compliant.