Vagabond127 wrote:I've read many posts regarding airport security screenings with implant BUT I still have questions.
Some guys talk about cards they bring to the airport with them to show TSA. Where do I get these cards?
Has anyone made an excuse to the TSA as to why the alarm is going off?
Any horror stories?
How long does the process take once TSA has to pat you down?
Any other information is greatly appreciated.
THANKS! Vagabond127
My advice is focused on attitude.
I have been patted down even before my implant. Don't know why. Don't care, really.
If I did set of an alarm, I just consider that it is their alarm and they should deal with it. If it threatens to delay my flight/connection, ask for a supervisor and explain that I have a medical implant and if he wants to know more, a private screening would be appropriate. On the other hand, I really don't care if my fellow passengers suspect or know.
Tig Notaro (comedienne who has had a double mastectomy without reconstruction and also has short hair) has, as part of one of her routines, the story of one trip through TSA. Tig made quite a funny segment on her stand-up routine out of it.
The agents were unable to figure out if she was male or female. So, she was eventually patted down by both male and female agents (including the front of her pants) who finally got a supervisor involved. Tig never gave them a clue and they were apparently too embarrassed to ask. Her story of their confusion and consternation is hilarious (Be warned, Notaro's humor is a bit different than most can appreciate).
The point of the story is that you should maintain your sense of humor and also realize that theirs is just a job. If you can do something to lighten their day, so be it.
I believe the implant shows up on the body scanner, but does not have enough metal to set of the metal-detecting wand or trouble an MRI machine. But ALWAYS tell the imaging staff in any medical facility, for sure.