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Would be sooo nice if there was just a tool like a woman's eyelash curler or a pair of tongs type thing that would I circle the pump, then have a separate part that squeezes the bulb. This would eliminate trying to grip the thing and have it slip out and become painful, would speed up the pump process, and would allow maximum pump pressure versus your fingers. I'm young and in okay shape, but I still need to put a tshirt or leather in my mouth to squeeze the bulb hard enough to get to max and think I could get one more squeeze in but get too scared it's going to slip out of my grip and cause me to pinch myself so I never give it full strength.

Let's invent this or send it to Coloplast to create/engineer!

How about an 19 year old Blonde with strong hands?

gjmjoe017 wrote:How about an 19 year old Blonde with strong hands?

Haha my little blonde tried but after a couple slips I said I'll just handle this myself haha, it's just a minor nuisance that I think a tool could assist with to make it very simple. It's 2022 work smarter not harder!

I seem to remember a member that would put a wash clothe around his sack. Lay his sack on the edge of a table or countertop & pump using the heel of his hand to compress the bulb. I think towards the last few pumps he would use some upper body weight also.
Thats what I call dedicated pumping.

Gt1956 wrote:I seem to remember a member that would put a wash clothe around his sack. Lay his sack on the edge of a table or countertop & pump using the heel of his hand to compress the bulb. I think towards the last few pumps he would use some upper body weight also.
Thats what I call dedicated pumping.

Not a half bad idea. My pump is so far back it's almost not even in my sack so there's not much room for play. Think I just need to keep pulling it down, as I seem to read on here that that helps.

Spanishxb wrote:

gjmjoe017 wrote:How about an 19 year old Blonde with strong hands?

Haha my little blonde tried but after a couple slips I said I'll just handle this myself haha, it's just a minor nuisance that I think a tool could assist with to make it very simple. It's 2022 work smarter not harder!

Work smarter to GET harder!!!!

gjmjoe017 wrote:

Spanishxb wrote:

gjmjoe017 wrote:How about an 19 year old Blonde with strong hands?

Haha my little blonde tried but after a couple slips I said I'll just handle this myself haha, it's just a minor nuisance that I think a tool could assist with to make it very simple. It's 2022 work smarter not harder!

Work smarter to GET harder!!!!

Yes! Even better!

My pump hangs on my left side, a little bit high and tight, but not too much. I think I remember my doctor saying to pull down at first. Anyway, I don’t have any problem inflating mine now.

I grab the pump with my left thumb on one side of the pump and my forefinger and middle finger on the other. I press my left thumb against my inner thigh for support and mainly squeeze with my thumb and forefinger and middle finger, using my other fingers to make sure it stays in place.

I also cover my left hand’s fingers with my right hand’s fingers and use my right thumb and right forefinger and middle finger to press on the left hand’s fingers that are already in place.

This works perfectly for me every time.

Now, about the hot young blonde

I imagine that if the pump should fail and the manufacturer were to find out that you were using pliers or the like to increase pumping efficiency, there would be a challenge to the warranty.

However, the good news is that there is research into having an electric pump powered by an implanted rechargeable battery (not unlike pacemaker battery system) to pump up an inflatable implant.

Imagine not having to pump up at all! You can say to your partner, "Watch this!" and you can both watch the erection rise like the full moon on the Eastern horizon.

Lol, I actually started working on one early on when my Pump was hard as a marble, I mas modifying a cherry pitter. But before I got much traction the thing broke. It wasn’t long before my pump softened up to where I didn’t need a tool any longer