Bionic for the New Year
Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2012 12:59 am
Got my implant done this morning (12/26). It's been a seriously rough and painful 14 hours of ownership!
Staying overnight in the hospital... So far 3 IV bags of antibiotics, and a shot of Demerol every 2 hours.
Never saw the doc post-op, so not sure which model or size I have. I'll find out in the morning when he comes to remove the catheter.
Pics and more info tomorrow.
-Greg
***Dec 27th UPDATE***
Home!!! It was a really rough night of pain and swelling and thankfully lots of Oxycontin and Demerol to go with it.
Spoke with the doc this morning, he admitted it was one of the trickier implants he's done because of all the scar tissue, lots of scraping and dilating just to get the left tube into the shaft… I ended up with an AMS MS, not sure of the length, but I wasn’t all that endowed to begin with, so I’ll take what I can get! I do know that by the time he was ready to place the saline bulb, I was too swollen up for him to go through the scrotum, so he had to cut me open and go through the crotch to place it. And now that is super sore as well!
Unfortunately I’ve got a fairly consistent amount of blood dripping from my scrotum, so waiting on a call back from the doc, to see if he wants me to come to his office to put in another stitch or two.
Urinating with a semi boner is proving to be interesting and not in a good way! I’ve decided to just pee into the shower, but my urethra is still mighty tender from the catheter, so that is turning into a screaming match with myself. And not even figured out how to go sit on the toilet yet!!!
I am sure though that as the pain and swelling and bleeding all ease up, I’ll be in a much better mood about the whole thing.
So here are pics...
Staying overnight in the hospital... So far 3 IV bags of antibiotics, and a shot of Demerol every 2 hours.
Never saw the doc post-op, so not sure which model or size I have. I'll find out in the morning when he comes to remove the catheter.
Pics and more info tomorrow.
-Greg
***Dec 27th UPDATE***
Home!!! It was a really rough night of pain and swelling and thankfully lots of Oxycontin and Demerol to go with it.
Spoke with the doc this morning, he admitted it was one of the trickier implants he's done because of all the scar tissue, lots of scraping and dilating just to get the left tube into the shaft… I ended up with an AMS MS, not sure of the length, but I wasn’t all that endowed to begin with, so I’ll take what I can get! I do know that by the time he was ready to place the saline bulb, I was too swollen up for him to go through the scrotum, so he had to cut me open and go through the crotch to place it. And now that is super sore as well!
Unfortunately I’ve got a fairly consistent amount of blood dripping from my scrotum, so waiting on a call back from the doc, to see if he wants me to come to his office to put in another stitch or two.
Urinating with a semi boner is proving to be interesting and not in a good way! I’ve decided to just pee into the shower, but my urethra is still mighty tender from the catheter, so that is turning into a screaming match with myself. And not even figured out how to go sit on the toilet yet!!!
I am sure though that as the pain and swelling and bleeding all ease up, I’ll be in a much better mood about the whole thing.
So here are pics...