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Man, are y'all in for a story. Now to preface this, two things, 1) Most people won't have my experience post-implant, this is probably the worst first-sex story I've seen on this forum and 2) the sex was "good" enough that I want to go back and do it with the same girl. So I guess it wasn't bad enough for me to learn a lesson.

I've posted recently about how much pain I've been having post-implant, 3-months out and I'm still struggling to get through the full 30 minutes while cycling. I've been growing in length, and to my knowledge it's mostly stretching pain. Everything works down there and while flaccid I'm not feeling any pain. The pain this week while cycling is is not as bad as it has been, so crossing my fingers that it's tapering off and I'll start to experience less pain in the future.

Now for the story. This past weekend I saw a girl at a bar that I had made out with the previous weekend, a young 21-year-old tiny energizer bunny type of girl. Still excited about life I guess lol. We were all over each other and eventually I went back to her place, a giant mansion that she lives in with her parents. We hung out in the kitchen at 2 AM and her parents came home from a party, and offered me some type of pizza snack(?) Her dad was apparently into all types of drugs and was more than happy to get to know the guy who's about to hook up with his daughter.

At this point, she offered me to smoke weed out of a big bong. I'm not much of a weed guy, alcohol is my drug of choice, but after she teased me a bit I decided to take a long hit to prove I could still handle my weed. At this point, I was maybe 8 beers deep, two big weed hits in my system, and sufficiently cross-faded. This state I was in, I would NEVER, in a million years, even if the fate of humanity was hanging in balance, be able to get an erection. But I excused myself to the bathroom, and sure enough, I was able to squeeze some pumps in and get a nice plump semi going.

I went back to her, and at this point we started making out on her couch in her giant living room (right outside of her parents room! But I'm sure even if her dad saw us, he'd wave it off and offer me some shrooms) She grinded me, felt my semi in my pants, and then led me upstairs to her bedroom. As she started taking her clothes off, I excused myself to the bathroom and in here is where I pumped myself up to the max. Now this is where I fucked up. I hadn't taken any ibuprofen yet at this point, but luckily I had brought my backpack with me (where I stored my ibuprofen) anticipating this exact situation. But ideally with ibuprofen and cycling, you want to take it an hour before the events.

After being fully pumped up, I went straight to my backpack and quickly popped FOUR ibuprofen. I know, excessive, but I was worried now that we were about to jump straight into sex and I didn't have any pain reliever in my system. We get into bed, and then the deed begins to happen. Now, again like I said, never in a million years in this state would I have been able to get an erection. But I was fully hard and able to do plenty of sex with her. BUT. Things started going downhill. When we were kissing, it felt like both of us were making out with sandy deserts. Dry tongues, dry mouths. Guess what else would get dry easily? Her pussy! When I would enter her, she was wet, but then she would begin to dry, and I could only get myself halfway in. This is where the pain started really kicking in. I was basically pushing against a hard wall/resistance while my dick (which was already in pain from the inflation) kept knocking into it. At this point, I started feeling extreme pain. During our lengthy sex session, there were lots of points throughout the sex she was on top, and just like the energizer bunny she was, hopping up and down on my dick. Now, in any other situation I would have enjoyed this and the sight, but when she already is too dry for my dick to fully get inside and I'm in inflation pain, it felt like a battering ram was being brought down on my dick every time she dropped down on it. I looked towards the heavens and prayed that I would make it out alive from this situation.

I forgot to mention. She gave lots of head throughout our sex to lube my dick up, and very obviously felt, massaged, and nearly sucked on the pump in my sack. She didn't say a thing about it, or show any sign of stopping over it. I guess any pressure us guys put on ourselves over girls noticing is pretty unfounded! But alas, even the head she gave was painful. My little buddy was beaten, bruised, and asking why I hated him by the end of our sexcapades. And no, I absolutely didn't cum, but I ended the sex after an hour or so because in my words, "Oh it's 6 AM! I have to get back to my place." but more likely the case was because my dick was an angry spouse that wanted to go home.

After reading all of this, you would think I'm never having sex again, or at least until the pain is over and done with. But, as I said I'm not great at learning lessons, her and I have been texting and will probably see each other this weekend when I have some free time. I could use the practice I guess. Hope y'all enjoyed the story! While it's not fun ever being in pain, I'm not tremendously worried either because I know it'll eventually get better. We all heal at different rates, and I can tell you even though it's painful, I way preferred how this night went vs. a night I would have made an excuse up not to go back home with her because I knew my free willy wouldn't work.

Ok New_member. Help me understand this. You met a girl, she got all over your implant, noticed nothing. You survived, with some pain, she still talks to you & might want a encore.
Is there a downside that I'm missing?
IMHO, this has to shut up a lot of the fearful nay sayers that are pissing themselves that with an implant they might be discovered.
As you point out. To have banged & survived to bang another day beats the crap of not even getting a chance at banging.
You my sir, need to buy some lottery tickets now.

Perhaps the drugs she was taking dry her up? Just a thought with no idea of how to address the question.

Coconut oil is a pretty good lube and tasty, too. If mixed with a little pineapple juice would taste like a Pina Colada. She might like that (or you might if on/in her vagina and you were going down on her). Caveat: don't put it in her without asking. She might have allergies or objections to the concept

(Edited to add) Based on BigDave's post, I would reconsider the pineapple juice. Sugar is not well-behaved inside a vagina. However, if you drink it, it can make your semen taste better. Tobacco, red meat and alcohol can make your semen taste bad. (all that according to the internet, so it must be true).

Or you could talk to her about it. Let her know that you are implanted (sounds like she would not mind) and then you could adjust the pressure to find the optimal stiffness to enter her reliably and to minimize your pain.

Lost Sheep wrote:Perhaps the drugs she was taking dry her up? Just a thought with no idea of how to address the question.

Coconut oil is a pretty good lube and tasty, too. If mixed with a little pineapple juice would taste like a Pina Colada. She might like that (or you might if on/in her vagina and you were going down on her). Caveat: don't put it in her without asking. She might have allergies or objections to the concept

Or you could talk to her about it. Let her know that you are implanted (sounds like she would not mind) and then you could adjust the pressure to find the optimal stiffness to enter her reliably and to minimize your pain.

Coconut oil is a great lube, and it does smell great.
Pineapple juice, or anything else containing sugars is a very bad idea.
Sugar will upset the balance in her vagina, possibly causing a yeast infection, or worse.
Definitely stay away from that.
Weed, and probably many other drugs, can also cause dehydration.

Reminds me of a roommate story. So when u was about 20 years old I had a very active roommate. As I sat alone very late one night in the kitchen I see his naked ass with a hardon streak for the refrigerator. In an urgent tone he utters “ damn I’ve got a girl in my room and she’s too dry to get in.” He opens the refrigerator and smears margarine all over his Johnson. Without another word he streaks back to his bedroom

Lube. Especially for the first time. Don't think smoking weed helps either.
If you're going to continue seeing that girl, stock up!

Congrats on the sex New! And thanks for sharing, these kinda stories are great for the single guys thinking about the implant.
I’ve got a very strong prospect tomorrow night. Date number 2. Might be popping my virgin bionic cherry.

my urologist recommended water-based lube and lots of it. told me about uber lube which has been working well for my wife and i.

Back when I smoked pot would dry me and my girlfriend out bad.
Want to see something funny, give a stoner cotton candy! Stand back and enjoy the show!

Bent Ben wrote:Back when I smoked pot would dry me and my girlfriend out bad.
Want to see something funny, give a stoner cotton candy! Stand back and enjoy the show!

Am I reading your signature right? You had surgery like 10 days ago? If Hakky hasn’t cleared you than your begging for an infection.