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Funny Story
Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2023 6:53 am
by SunsetEyes1977
Ordered pizza last night. Wife goes to the bathroom. Pizza delivery girl comes to the door. I'm inflated and its hard as a rock and showing. I am wearing comfy pants and answer the door. Her eyes went boom straight to the pants tent. She smiled and it almost turned into a real life porno. 38 days. 38 days I have to wait !
Re: Funny Story
Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2023 9:14 am
by cbinspok
Good one! 38 smiles
Re: Funny Story
Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2023 10:05 am
by 4rest4rest
SunsetEyes1977 wrote:Ordered pizza last night. Wife goes to the bathroom. Pizza delivery girl comes to the door. I'm inflated and its hard as a rock and showing. I am wearing comfy pants and answer the door. Her eyes went boom straight to the pants tent. She smiled and it almost turned into a real life porno. 38 days. 38 days I have to wait !
Thanks...I really needed that today! Lmao
Re: Funny Story
Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2023 6:24 pm
by Gt1956
Save that pizza places phone number. Second time might be the charm.
Re: Funny Story
Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2023 6:57 pm
by Musson
She should have said “ I see you won’t need any pepperoni “
Re: Funny Story
Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2023 8:05 pm
by 4rest4rest
Musson wrote:She should have said “ I see you won’t need any pepperoni “
Rofl!
Can you imagine the stories the delivery people could tell! Someone could write a book!!
Re: Funny Story
Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2023 8:29 pm
by Time2Change
Definitely order pizza on New Year's Eve!
And give her your big tip.
Re: Funny Story
Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2023 4:01 am
by SunsetEyes1977
Gt1956 wrote:Save that pizza places phone number. Second time might be the charm.
Well...she was cute !
Re: Funny Story
Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2023 10:59 am
by Old Guy
That pizza girl probably has your address noted that she handles all deliveries there.