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Got Felt up in Nashville
Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2023 4:33 pm
by Bent Ben
Not by some horny bridal shower tourist but the TSA. So I got asked to use the full body scan and then was told I needed to be patted down. During pat down agent brushed my dick and says “what is that” I said “That would be my cock”. I presented my Coloplast wallet card but that didnt stop them. I told the main agent I have an implant and off the the little room. They brought a new agent in and I requested a female, no dice LOL
I did tell them I was happy to drop trou and show them my goods, they told me no need and allowed me to move on. Overall it was not a big deal. Oddly I flew from Knoxville to Sioux Falls and back without incident last week.
Airport code in Nashville is BNA, You have been warned! Lol
Re: Got Felt up in Nashville
Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2023 4:37 pm
by riseagain
I hope that happens to me no day.
Re: Got Felt up in Nashville
Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2023 5:01 pm
by Txagq8
I got it in Miami on Friday.
I have no clue as to where the wallet card is. I don’t even tell them it’s an implant. I also have some hernia mesh repair so when the naked scanner alerts on my groin area and they ask, I tell them hernia mesh.
It was pretty stupid. I don’t wear underwear (long story) and I had what looked like about a 5 1/2” long flaccid dick concealed by jeans.
The guy put his rubber gloves on, patted it two or three times, and said “ what is that?”
My wife, who had already been cleared, was getting her stuff off the conveyor belt and she looked over to the side where we were standing and said”that’s his dick!”.
The guy doing my “enhanced screening” got his supervisor over, he gave it a couple of pats and said I was good to go.
Re: Got Felt up in Nashville
Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2023 5:17 pm
by beachbum1
I've had an implant for 7 years. Flew several times a year and never had a issue with the implant. I usually forget something and have to back through a couple times but never the implant. Well in June or July the implant failed. Schedule a replacement for later on. Flew to and back from Fla. No issue. La9te August got the replacement. Flew back down to FL and than back home. Got checked both ways and the agents back handed patdown my dick. Don't know what's the issues are now. Think they've turned up the sensitivity of the scanners. Flying out again Thursday, we'll see what happens this time
Maybe I should just wear a long rain coat with nothing underneath. That would make it easier for them.
Re: Got Felt up in Nashville
Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2023 5:33 pm
by Old Guy
beachbum1 wrote:Maybe I should just wear a long rain coat with nothing underneath. That would make it easier for them.
OMG my laugh for the day!
Re: Got Felt up in Nashville
Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2023 11:37 pm
by Iwillbeatpd
Identical situation happened to me. First time going through the scanner, so right when I walked out I looked at the screen…one yellow square and one red square on my dick.
The guy looks at me and tells me he’s going to pat me down. He starts and then I could tell he zero’s in on my dick. He asked me if I had something in my pocket…I was like no, that’s my cock. (Imagine a 7 inch flacid dick hanging down my right leg lol…) He laughed and then I laughed, and he cleared me to get my luggage lol.
Not an issue at all for me. Even before this, wasn’t uncommon to get patted down. If anything, I thought it was funny.
Re: Got Felt up in Nashville
Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2023 11:25 am
by Gt1956
Txagq8, I snickered at your wife vouching for you. Apparently they didn't place much value in her known verification. Of all the people there, the two that knew what was there were saying the same story.
I do think that as mentioned that it is likely a calibration issue. I'd venture a guess that some locations get tired of the false alerts & either turn some settings down or just ignore certain alerts.
Re: Got Felt up in Nashville
Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2023 11:52 am
by silver daddy 1960
I traveled several times a year over my last two years with my new implant and have only had it happen a few times and most of my flights are out of JFK. One incident was at Newark for work, A major air carrier is a client, and the office is airside. The TSA agent was training a young guy, and my business partner has just cleared and has no idea what I got or what is going on, lol. Anyway, I told the agent, but it did not stop him, he was training so I made some jokes of it like when he informed me, he would pat me with the back of his hand. Mind you another time I was in Bogota Columbia and figured I would have no end of searches, but nothing happened...so who knows. A sense of humor goes a long way usually.
Re: Got Felt up in Nashville
Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2023 12:46 pm
by Discovernew
beachbum1 wrote:I've had an implant for 7 years. Flew several times a year and never had a issue with the implant. I usually forget something and have to back through a couple times but never the implant. Well in June or July the implant failed. Schedule a replacement for later on. Flew to and back from Fla. No issue. La9te August got the replacement. Flew back down to FL and than back home. Got checked both ways and the agents back handed patdown my dick. Don't know what's the issues are now. Think they've turned up the sensitivity of the scanners. Flying out again Thursday, we'll see what happens this time
Maybe I should just wear a long rain coat with nothing underneath. That would make it easier for them.
Which brand did you have? i mean the one that failed after 7 years
Re: Got Felt up in Nashville
Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2023 5:31 pm
by beachbum1
The failed one was an AMS 700 CX. My new one is the AMS 700 LGX was and am very satisfied with both.