Dude, Where’s My Release Button?
Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2024 6:30 pm
All right. Yesterday was the three week mark of my recovery, and in the days prior I had grown increasingly curious about pressing that giant third nut I now have in my (still swollen) scrotum. Why would I want to play with that if things still weren’t fully operational, you might ask? I suspect the fact that I haven’t had an orgasm in over three weeks might play a part - probably the longest stretch I’ve gone since that oh-so-miraculous first one back in the 1980’s, when our porn came in dog-eared magazines hidden under the bed as opposed to on demand.
Thinking with my dick, as always, last night I gave it a hard squeeze. And then another one. And then another one. And lo and behold… I had a fairly erect dick. Certainly not as full or as hard as I understand it gets, but definitely hard enough for sex. Wow! This is pretty neat. I didn’t masturbate (that seems like it needs more time), but I did get myself aroused and felt what it was like to have the glans grow with it, too. Lots of weird neuropathic discomforts here and there, and tissues getting stretched in new ways. But overall, pretty good.
I figured if I could figure out how to blow it up, I can also figure out how to let it down. But no, no I can’t.
I can’t find the release button. I can’t even really figure out which way the pump is oriented. I can find the inflation bulb, but can’t find the rectangular piece on top. The swollen masses in my scrotum prevent me from getting a good feel. So I’m poking and pressing on it from every direction hoping to just get lucky.
Meanwhile, I’ve had an erection for about 18 hours now. At first it felt great, but now it is uncomfortable. Not uncomfortable enough for me to sheepishly reach out to my doc, but definitely not comfortable. And decades of conditioning that I’m supposed to “seek medical attention if you have an erection that lasts longer than four hours” is certainly creating a lot of cognitive dissonance!
I don’t have a tub, so hot bath is out. Hot shower and heating pad haven’t had a discernible short term effect.
I was not left semi-erect after surgery like most guys report… doc said I only had one or two pumps in there. He describes his firm pumps take about 10 to get to full, so I’m estimating he left me at 10-20%. I gave it some pretty solid pumps once I realized I could, so my guess is I got to maybe 50%, give or take? That is reported as around where most guys are left anyway, and a lot of you report discomfort as a result, and relief once you can finally deflate, correct? So I sort of figure I got myself to that point on my own.
Anyway. Any advice on finding my release button would be appreciated! Or any other tips for this scenario. To be honest, the discomfort isn’t nearly as bad as the side effects I felt from PDE5’s, so I can live with it for now!
Be well, Leto
Thinking with my dick, as always, last night I gave it a hard squeeze. And then another one. And then another one. And lo and behold… I had a fairly erect dick. Certainly not as full or as hard as I understand it gets, but definitely hard enough for sex. Wow! This is pretty neat. I didn’t masturbate (that seems like it needs more time), but I did get myself aroused and felt what it was like to have the glans grow with it, too. Lots of weird neuropathic discomforts here and there, and tissues getting stretched in new ways. But overall, pretty good.
I figured if I could figure out how to blow it up, I can also figure out how to let it down. But no, no I can’t.
I can’t find the release button. I can’t even really figure out which way the pump is oriented. I can find the inflation bulb, but can’t find the rectangular piece on top. The swollen masses in my scrotum prevent me from getting a good feel. So I’m poking and pressing on it from every direction hoping to just get lucky.
Meanwhile, I’ve had an erection for about 18 hours now. At first it felt great, but now it is uncomfortable. Not uncomfortable enough for me to sheepishly reach out to my doc, but definitely not comfortable. And decades of conditioning that I’m supposed to “seek medical attention if you have an erection that lasts longer than four hours” is certainly creating a lot of cognitive dissonance!
I don’t have a tub, so hot bath is out. Hot shower and heating pad haven’t had a discernible short term effect.
I was not left semi-erect after surgery like most guys report… doc said I only had one or two pumps in there. He describes his firm pumps take about 10 to get to full, so I’m estimating he left me at 10-20%. I gave it some pretty solid pumps once I realized I could, so my guess is I got to maybe 50%, give or take? That is reported as around where most guys are left anyway, and a lot of you report discomfort as a result, and relief once you can finally deflate, correct? So I sort of figure I got myself to that point on my own.
Anyway. Any advice on finding my release button would be appreciated! Or any other tips for this scenario. To be honest, the discomfort isn’t nearly as bad as the side effects I felt from PDE5’s, so I can live with it for now!
Be well, Leto