Tales from the Bionic Life
Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2025 6:35 pm
Hello brothers!
It’s been a great couple of days, and I thought I would tell you a bit about how amazing it’s been. Truth be told it’s been an amazing few months since implantation last year, but these few days were special.
In addition to getting used to my bionic dick, I’ve been doing some intense research on dating apps these past few months. These swiping apps didn’t exist before I got married, so it’s only in the past few months I’ve learned about them.
And if you are into sex, man are they useful. It used to be you met girls one-on-one, and had to maybe invest an evening at a bar seeing where things were going. But with apps you can rizz up dozens of girls at once, and prescreen for who might be a good sexual match before investing time and money in a date.
Anyway, I travel on business regularly, and one spot where I visit I have a few regulars and always meet a few new girls. This past week was pretty amazing.
My first date the night I arrived was a girl I had dated before. She had been wanting to try anal for a bit, so I let her twist my arm, haha. I actually brought her a set of plugs, thinking she could use those and on some future date we could try it with my bionic Johnson. But in the heat of the moment that night I slipped it in (after lubing and fingering, of course!) First time for her, and first time for my bionic dick! Both did just fine, but we only did it briefly before I washed off and went back to fucking her pussy.
The next night I had a date set up with a girl I had connected with in an app months before but it never went anywhere. I had nonetheless followed her on instagram for a few months. I tried to reconnect on the app, but she didn’t respond. So I finally sent her a message through insta. She was a little off at first - she had deleted the app months ago, and thought that also deleted her profile, and had no idea why this older guy (she’s 22, I’m 50) was writing to her through insta. But she eventually warmed a little to the idea that I had followed her on insta and thought she was beautiful and charming, and she agreed to a date. I had pretty low expectations, I thought she might flake last minute. But she showed up, we went out for sushi, and had a great time.
This is where the confidence of the implant comes in. I would have, pre-implant, been wondering all night if I was gonna get laid or not. Should I take a pill? When should I take it? Should I try and kiss her? Should I try and see if she’ll hint as to whether I’m going to get laid or not? Etc etc etc.
But I don’t need to worry about such things anymore. I just enjoyed myself and our evening together. After dinner we went to a cocktail bar around the corner from my Airbnb. Still no kissing, I let my hands roam her tight, tattooed body (she was wearing a tight black mini dress, with a sweet dragon tattoo on her thigh) as we talked and had a few drinks. I paid the bill, and we walked out. Without discussing where we were going, she walked with me around the corner to my apartment, up the elevator and inside. After showing her around and the view from the balcony, she slipped off her shoes and lay down on my bed. I lay down next to her and rubbed her inner thighs under her mini dress as we chatted. Should I go in for our first kiss? Instead I slipped off her panties and went down on her. She moaned as I tongued her. I licked her until she was nice and wet, then said I’d be right back, and went to the bathroom to take my clothes off and get my last few pumps in (I generally go into dates fully inflated).
When I came out, she had taken her dress off and was wearing only her bra, was face down on the bed with her face in a pillow, and with her ass lightly raised and presented to me. Wow! What a sight. Prior me - or another non-bionic guy - might not be fully erect and might want some oral or whatever. But not me. I could give her what she wanted. I came up behind her, put my hard dick at her lips, and entered her. My god.
We fucked for about twenty minutes. Eventually I turned her over and we were face to face, and had our first kiss, haha. We took a little break, and I asked her if she had some weed. She did! We smoked a bowl, and then I was back inside her.
I always have lube handy (need it after implantation, though as time goes on you need it less), and so I fingered her asshole a bit with it while I was fucking her from behind. Then she had me lie down beside her and spoon her. We fucked like that for a while. She then, without saying a word, took my hand and put it on her clit. And she reached behind and took my cock and started to work her asshole with it.
The girl from the night before was only the third woman I had had anal with. And we had a pretty established relationship. The other two were my ex-wife, and a long term girlfriend before her.
Anal sex is such an act of her giving herself up to you. For me it’s such an amazing experience because of that offering. Here I was with this gorgeous 22 year old hottie that I had just met hours before, and she wanted my dick in her ass. Wow.
Just the right amount of high, we fucked for a total of two and a half hours. I was going back and forth between her ass and pussy (not hygienic, I know, but it’s what she wanted and she had clearly done some cleaning!). With each successive orgasm, she got wetter and wetter, and the prim pussy with a tiny clit I had licked earlier became so engorged as I fucked her.
The only crazy thing was I couldn’t cum. I think the weed maybe had something to do with it? But I didn’t care. I was having weird throbbing non-ejaculatory body spasms. The whole thing was intense. And she didn’t seem to care. She clearly loved getting fucked for that long. What was clear was that she got more turned on the longer I fucked her.
Wow. Eventually we collapsed and fell asleep. She was so gorgeous in the morning light. She had to get home to feed her cats. I sent her flowers later that day, and we made plans to see each other again on my next visit.
As amazing as that night was, I actually had two more dates scheduled that day! One was a midday coffee meet, the other dinner that night.
Coffee meet went well. Attractive 21 year old. We decided to get lunch, and she had a few drinks. Eventually we walked back to my apartment. She was clear she did not have sex on the first date. So, she kept her pants on while giving me a blow/hand job. She sucked and fondled my nuts without the faintest inkling that there was a pump in there. As I was apparently pent up from the multi hour fuckfest without cumming the night before, it wasn’t long before I exploded all over her. She was so proud of herself!
Dinner that night went well. Twenty four year old nurse, a little chunky, but nice breasts. She was nervous, but drinks solved that. Restaurant was - you guessed it - around the corner from my place. She came home with me and we had some ok sex. Haha.
Pretty intense 48 hours! I’d like to thank the Boston Scientific Corporation, my KP doc, and all of you here in this forum, without whom none of this would be possible.
Do not go gently into the night!
Leto
It’s been a great couple of days, and I thought I would tell you a bit about how amazing it’s been. Truth be told it’s been an amazing few months since implantation last year, but these few days were special.
In addition to getting used to my bionic dick, I’ve been doing some intense research on dating apps these past few months. These swiping apps didn’t exist before I got married, so it’s only in the past few months I’ve learned about them.
And if you are into sex, man are they useful. It used to be you met girls one-on-one, and had to maybe invest an evening at a bar seeing where things were going. But with apps you can rizz up dozens of girls at once, and prescreen for who might be a good sexual match before investing time and money in a date.
Anyway, I travel on business regularly, and one spot where I visit I have a few regulars and always meet a few new girls. This past week was pretty amazing.
My first date the night I arrived was a girl I had dated before. She had been wanting to try anal for a bit, so I let her twist my arm, haha. I actually brought her a set of plugs, thinking she could use those and on some future date we could try it with my bionic Johnson. But in the heat of the moment that night I slipped it in (after lubing and fingering, of course!) First time for her, and first time for my bionic dick! Both did just fine, but we only did it briefly before I washed off and went back to fucking her pussy.
The next night I had a date set up with a girl I had connected with in an app months before but it never went anywhere. I had nonetheless followed her on instagram for a few months. I tried to reconnect on the app, but she didn’t respond. So I finally sent her a message through insta. She was a little off at first - she had deleted the app months ago, and thought that also deleted her profile, and had no idea why this older guy (she’s 22, I’m 50) was writing to her through insta. But she eventually warmed a little to the idea that I had followed her on insta and thought she was beautiful and charming, and she agreed to a date. I had pretty low expectations, I thought she might flake last minute. But she showed up, we went out for sushi, and had a great time.
This is where the confidence of the implant comes in. I would have, pre-implant, been wondering all night if I was gonna get laid or not. Should I take a pill? When should I take it? Should I try and kiss her? Should I try and see if she’ll hint as to whether I’m going to get laid or not? Etc etc etc.
But I don’t need to worry about such things anymore. I just enjoyed myself and our evening together. After dinner we went to a cocktail bar around the corner from my Airbnb. Still no kissing, I let my hands roam her tight, tattooed body (she was wearing a tight black mini dress, with a sweet dragon tattoo on her thigh) as we talked and had a few drinks. I paid the bill, and we walked out. Without discussing where we were going, she walked with me around the corner to my apartment, up the elevator and inside. After showing her around and the view from the balcony, she slipped off her shoes and lay down on my bed. I lay down next to her and rubbed her inner thighs under her mini dress as we chatted. Should I go in for our first kiss? Instead I slipped off her panties and went down on her. She moaned as I tongued her. I licked her until she was nice and wet, then said I’d be right back, and went to the bathroom to take my clothes off and get my last few pumps in (I generally go into dates fully inflated).
When I came out, she had taken her dress off and was wearing only her bra, was face down on the bed with her face in a pillow, and with her ass lightly raised and presented to me. Wow! What a sight. Prior me - or another non-bionic guy - might not be fully erect and might want some oral or whatever. But not me. I could give her what she wanted. I came up behind her, put my hard dick at her lips, and entered her. My god.
We fucked for about twenty minutes. Eventually I turned her over and we were face to face, and had our first kiss, haha. We took a little break, and I asked her if she had some weed. She did! We smoked a bowl, and then I was back inside her.
I always have lube handy (need it after implantation, though as time goes on you need it less), and so I fingered her asshole a bit with it while I was fucking her from behind. Then she had me lie down beside her and spoon her. We fucked like that for a while. She then, without saying a word, took my hand and put it on her clit. And she reached behind and took my cock and started to work her asshole with it.
The girl from the night before was only the third woman I had had anal with. And we had a pretty established relationship. The other two were my ex-wife, and a long term girlfriend before her.
Anal sex is such an act of her giving herself up to you. For me it’s such an amazing experience because of that offering. Here I was with this gorgeous 22 year old hottie that I had just met hours before, and she wanted my dick in her ass. Wow.
Just the right amount of high, we fucked for a total of two and a half hours. I was going back and forth between her ass and pussy (not hygienic, I know, but it’s what she wanted and she had clearly done some cleaning!). With each successive orgasm, she got wetter and wetter, and the prim pussy with a tiny clit I had licked earlier became so engorged as I fucked her.
The only crazy thing was I couldn’t cum. I think the weed maybe had something to do with it? But I didn’t care. I was having weird throbbing non-ejaculatory body spasms. The whole thing was intense. And she didn’t seem to care. She clearly loved getting fucked for that long. What was clear was that she got more turned on the longer I fucked her.
Wow. Eventually we collapsed and fell asleep. She was so gorgeous in the morning light. She had to get home to feed her cats. I sent her flowers later that day, and we made plans to see each other again on my next visit.
As amazing as that night was, I actually had two more dates scheduled that day! One was a midday coffee meet, the other dinner that night.
Coffee meet went well. Attractive 21 year old. We decided to get lunch, and she had a few drinks. Eventually we walked back to my apartment. She was clear she did not have sex on the first date. So, she kept her pants on while giving me a blow/hand job. She sucked and fondled my nuts without the faintest inkling that there was a pump in there. As I was apparently pent up from the multi hour fuckfest without cumming the night before, it wasn’t long before I exploded all over her. She was so proud of herself!
Dinner that night went well. Twenty four year old nurse, a little chunky, but nice breasts. She was nervous, but drinks solved that. Restaurant was - you guessed it - around the corner from my place. She came home with me and we had some ok sex. Haha.
Pretty intense 48 hours! I’d like to thank the Boston Scientific Corporation, my KP doc, and all of you here in this forum, without whom none of this would be possible.
Do not go gently into the night!
Leto
