Anyone Ever Forget to Deflate
Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2015 10:42 am
So my wife and I decided to enjoy ourselves before checking out of our campsite. Afterwards I went outside to disconnect out trailer. Our drive home took two hours. Once we were home I took my wife and son out for lunch. While we were eating I began to experience a lot of pain between my legs. This pain continued for hours. Finally I went upstairs to examine myself to see whether I could determine the cause of this pain.
As soon as I began the examination is was evident I was hard as a rock. I'd forgotten to deflate my implant! Once I deflated the pain went away. I've forgotten a lot of things in my lifetime but this was a new low. I became fearful I'd need to program Siri to ask me this question every day: "Did you remember to deflate your implant today?" I wonder if senility is just around the corner.
As soon as I began the examination is was evident I was hard as a rock. I'd forgotten to deflate my implant! Once I deflated the pain went away. I've forgotten a lot of things in my lifetime but this was a new low. I became fearful I'd need to program Siri to ask me this question every day: "Did you remember to deflate your implant today?" I wonder if senility is just around the corner.