How do I use this to meet women?

[RichardTheFrog]

My current plan is to get drunk until I start talking dumb stuff, including my penile implant and hope there's some interested girls within earshot.

Lol.

What's your strategy?

How do you make sure that women are aware of your sexual secret?

[Lost Sheep]

My current plan is to get drunk until I start talking dumb stuff, including my penile implant and hope there's some interested girls within earshot.

Lol.

What's your strategy?

How do you make sure that women are aware of your sexual secret?

I do hope you are joking. But in case you are not, here is my advice:

A friend of mine figured if one out of ten women would give a "yes" answer to the question "Wanna fuck", if he was willing to get slapped in the face nine times a day, he could get laid every night.

Now, here is my real advice:

"How do I use this to meet women?" You don't . You use your own personality. You are you, You may be a man with a dildo installed in his penis, but you are still you.

I got several volunteers on a dating site by simply putting it out there that I am impotent and intending to get an implant to cure that affliction. A few women looked askance at my post, but a handful of quality women volunteered to be my "lab partner" on my journey. They were impressed by my honesty and courage (at least, that's what they said." Others were not interested in the physical part, but were encouraging nonetheless and I remain in contact with one who is a trusted advisor.

In short,"Honesty is the best policy," and platitudes aside, If you want a good fuck, there are stores for devices that will give you that without putting mileage on the soul of a nice girl. If you need live flesh, there are "professional women" who will service you. If you want a willing amateur volunteer, just be upfront and say, "Do you wanna fuck someone who does not lose his erection?"

Lost Sheep

[ccrider]

My current plan is to get drunk until I start talking dumb stuff, including my penile implant and hope there's some interested girls within earshot.

Lol.

What's your strategy?

How do you make sure that women are aware of your sexual secret?

...IMHO, any woman in a bar who'd bonk you just because you have an implant would best be avoided unless your vaccinations were current. Your best mode after you learn how to work your new equipment is to date normally and take it from there...and be extremely careful. As for pros/escorts: having practiced criminal law for almost thirty years (wherein I've represented internet pimps), I can tell you with great accuracy that STDs & HIV are everywhere, especially w/ escorts etc...why? other than high exposure through a steady stream of men, a pretty high percentage of escorts are IV drug addicts. Bottom line? It's not gonna be any different for you except that you'll never have to worry about ED ever again with the women you meet...

[RichardTheFrog]

I could go to sex clubs and walk around with it inflated

[dg_moore]

If the ladies weren't interested in you pre-implant, they are not likely to be interested post-implant. I don't think erectile ability is the first thing women consider when deciding whether you might be an attractive partner. "Do you come here often? I can get on-demand erections" is not likely an effective pickup line.

[RichardTheFrog]

If the ladies weren't interested in you pre-implant, they are not likely to be interested post-implant. I don't think erectile ability is the first thing women consider when deciding whether you might be an attractive partner. "Do you come here often? I can get on-demand erections" is not likely an effective pickup line.

Actually, a few weeks ago I was drunk at a bar talking about this and a girl eavesdropping stopped me and wanted me to explain it to her.

Sure, it might require some finesse, but my inability to get erections was seriously messing with my confidence. I can't wait to try this thing out so I know what I'm capable of.

Also, I was at a strip club last week and the "massage girl" thought it was awesome. She actually licked her lips when I told her "it stays hard even after I cum."

I'm like a circus freak in a good way!!!

[merrix]

I'm like a circus freak...

[RichardTheFrog]

I'm like a circus freak...

What are you trying to say?

[oldgoat]

Maybe get some business cards printed up saying proud member of the BBB with some interesting insignia printed on it. Lay it on the bar and wait for the inquiries. Some interesting and maybe rewarding discussions I bet.

[RichardTheFrog]

Maybe get some business cards printed up saying proud member of the BBB with some interesting insignia printed on it. Lay it on the bar and wait for the inquiries. Some interesting and maybe rewarding discussions I bet.

Lol. I think a lot of girls will think it's weird, but that's okay.

Especially since I'm only 29.