High Tech Condom Ring Measures Boink Performance: bionic males win the metrics

[TANGERINE]

He brothers,
I just saw this on the news:

High-Tech Condom Ring Coming Out To Measure Boink Performance
“Users will have the option to share their recent data with friends, or, indeed the world,” the manufacturer promises.
By Mary Papenfuss, Huffington Post

For the full “Terminator” bionic man effect comes a brave-new-world condom ring to measure almost everything guys have wanted to know about their sexual performance.

The i.Con bills itself as the “World’s First Smart Condom.” (“Welcome to the future of wearable technology in the bedroom,” notes manufacturer British Condoms.)

In fact, the device is a ring that men can wear with a condom during sex to track a number of pertinent facts. It’s not actually available yet, but the company is taking “early bird” registrations around the world for the product, which will sell for about $75 once it’s released sometime in 2017.

The i.Con tracks speed, “average thrust velocity,” duration, skin temperature, girth, calories burned (no joke) and frequency of sessions. Most importantly for many, no doubt, will be how a wearer stacks up to the average and “best” performers — though a sexual partner will likely have an insight or two about that. Statistics are tracked via an i.Con app.

Here is the reference for purchase:

http://britishcondoms.uk/i-con-smart-condom.html?wg_siteid=116019&wg_affid=49483&source=webgains

[TANGERINE]

Maybe the metrics can be part of your Tinder or Bumble or Facebook profile ???

[RichardTheFrog]

Maybe the metrics can be part of your Tinder or Bumble or Facebook profile ???

When are these going to be available and where can I get one?

[RichardTheFrog]

I just got on their mailing list.

I'll be one of the first to get one.

I need to hit the cardio workouts and quit smoking.

[TANGERINE]

I think that this thing sounds really cool .....it is the FITBIT for sex (and this was predicted by one of the brothers when he was kidding with me in the advanced sex techniques thread regarding "The Nines")

the link to the site britishcondoms.uk is posted above. If your web browser is not supporting the active URL, then try using the following google search terms to navigate to various sites:

search terms: "i-con smart condom"

This could be a great credential and/or calling card for us bionics ....what do you think bros ??? Please comment.

(if you comment, I might mail a basket of TANGERINES to your dwelling)

[RichardTheFrog]

I think it's great once they're actually available.

[dg_moore]

Another solution in search of a problem

[TANGERINE]

In response to lost sheeps question "do you advertise ?" I thought I would resurrect this thread on the "boink-ometer" From your reading, you can see that us bionics, due to our unlimited stamina and incredible hardness, should be able to blow away the mere mortals in ters of sexual performance. Of course, a woman might not trust our brags about sexual prowess, thus the data from the boink-ometer might be a great "calling card" for us in this word of internet dating and in the world where we might need to advertise, and verify, our sexual credentials !


Boink-ometer ? Advertising ? really

Boinkometer: documents your ability with data

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[Xomanow]

and you get incoming texts on the down stroke......