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Hi Guys! I don’t know about you but this will be the first year in many that I am not feeling any anxiety on Valentine’s Day. My new implant gives me all the confidence in the world and allows me to pleasure my wife to her heart’s content. I know tonight is going to be great. I hope all of you other men who have new implants will enjoy this Valentine’s Day, too!!!

Greg

Amen to that... first thought I had upon awakening today was what is going to happen tonight. After a nice dinner at Red Lobster and a blazing fire in the fireplace this evening. I actually just tried remembering what it was like when it was pointless to think about sex. Can't do it. Seven months out with an implant and already the ED years have become inaccessible to my mind.

Can't figure women out (at least my wife). We agreed years ago to restrict our gift giving to our many grandchildren. Anyway, today I gave my wife a valentine card that says on the outside "I got you something for Valentine's day" and on the inside "You're holding it." She was not amused - go figure. Our "celebration" will consist of a quick, very early dinner at Outback, and then a stop at the grocery and back home to an evening like any other. Unlike most of the rest of you studly types, our sex life ended over 10 years ago and V day is no more romantic than any other day.

Yep. We had a pre V day bash at it. Will have a V day bash at it and may just have a post V day bash at it. Lol

Greg1956 wrote:Hi Guys! I don’t know about you but this will be the first year in many that I am not feeling any anxiety on Valentine’s Day. My new implant gives me all the confidence in the world and allows me to pleasure my wife to her heart’s content. I know tonight is going to be great. I hope all of you other men who have new implants will enjoy this Valentine’s Day, too!!!

Greg

Absolutely!

There has got to be a way to come up with a funny combination of Valentine's Day and implant. Start thinking, guys.

David_R wrote:There has got to be a way to come up with a funny combination of Valentine's Day and implant. Start thinking, guys.

Well, we now have 364 days to think of it!

Saint Valentine swept thru here last night.

David_R wrote:There has got to be a way to come up with a funny combination of Valentine's Day and implant. Start thinking, guys.

This is lame, but at least it's not limp. Here goes:

I'm thinking a Hallmark greeting card that has all the obligatory "sorry I don't tell you more often... Yada, yada, yada". And then ending with " I love sharing my hard with you".
I know, it's a pretty lame play on words, but the ball is now rolling. There's got to be better stuff out there.

My wife and I got engaged on Valentine's Day 39 years ago. I asked he via a poem I wrote:
"Violets are blue,
Roses are red.
I wish that you
Would give me head.
... Forever."

Not really. I actually wrote a killer romantic poem, but when we tell people about our engagement, I usually recite the one above. Gets a few laughs from the right crowd.

Last night was the best Valentine's in so many years I can't even remember a better one.

Bob

Wow, Bob! Very creative poetry! And I'm glad your Valentine's Day was so memorable.