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I just had a great start to my day. I am alone at our remote cabin for a few days to work on some projects. It is cold this morning so I decided to wait until later to go outside to start. Being a typical super horny man, I decided to pump up my implant and jack off. We have no close neighbors and I often am nude here. So I was sitting in the living room stoking my hard cock when suddenly two women step onto the porch, knock on the door, and then see me through the full glass door. I knew instantly they were here to talk religion and it irritates the hell out of me when anyone from any religion intrudes on my privacy to preach to me. So I did not hesitate to stand up, continue stroking my dick, and went and opened the door. They both looked like they were about to be raped and backed up and started running down the driveway. I looked out a window and saw they had left their car down at the road and that was why I didn’t Have any warning anyone was here. Well, my Bionic Brothers, I just wanted to share my successful method for getting intruders to stay away.

Greg

Greg1956 wrote:I just had a great start to my day. I am alone at our remote cabin for a few days to work on some projects. It is cold this morning so I decided to wait until later to go outside to start. Being a typical super horny man, I decided to pump up my implant and jack off. We have no close neighbors and I often am nude here. So I was sitting in the living room stoking my hard cock when suddenly two women step onto the porch, knock on the door, and then see me through the full glass door. I knew instantly they were here to talk religion and it irritates the hell out of me when anyone from any religion intrudes on my privacy to preach to me. So I did not hesitate to stand up, continue stroking my dick, and went and opened the door. They both looked like they were about to be raped and backed up and started running down the driveway. I looked out a window and saw they had left their car down at the road and that was why I difn’t Have any warning anyone was here. Well, my Bionic Brothers, I just wanted to share my successful method for getting intruders to stay away.

Greg

OMG Greg, that's hilarious.

Larry

Greg1956 wrote:I just had a great start to my day. I am alone at our remote cabin for a few days to work on some projects. It is cold this morning so I decided to wait until later to go outside to start. Being a typical super horny man, I decided to pump up my implant and jack off. We have no close neighbors and I often am nude here. So I was sitting in the living room stoking my hard cock when suddenly two women step onto the porch, knock on the door, and then see me through the full glass door. I knew instantly they were here to talk religion and it irritates the hell out of me when anyone from any religion intrudes on my privacy to preach to me. So I did not hesitate to stand up, continue stroking my dick, and went and opened the door. They both looked like they were about to be raped and backed up and started running down the driveway. I looked out a window and saw they had left their car down at the road and that was why I didn’t Have any warning anyone was here. Well, my Bionic Brothers, I just wanted to share my successful method for getting intruders to stay away.

Greg

lolllllllll

They were mortified by your enormous bio dong

Jackhammer,
6” is hardly enormous, but it was great to be able to get up tomanswer the door and maintain a rock hard cock for those prissy women. I had a Prostatectomy so I no longer shoot a load, but the only thing better than the way it happened would have been if I could have shot a nice spurt of sticky white jizz at each of them.

Greg

Too bad this didn't turn into a porn scene where they both doubled teamed you.......but flogging the Bishop is definitely a religious experience.......

Xomanow wrote:Too bad this didn't turn into a porn scene where they both doubled teamed you.......but flogging the Bishop is definitely a religious experience.......

No way in Hell! First, they seemed like such prissy bitches they probably have never had sex other than to procreate. Second, I have too much self-respect. If I were going to do porn, I’d choose someone who likes to get down and dirty!!!

Greg,
Great story. Thanks for sharing. They may be prisses, but I’ll bet they had a wet spot by the time they got to their car. Isn’t it great that they’ll be thinking about this for days, and not be able to share it with anyone?
Bob

Guess the did not kike your verision of "the watchtower "


That why I am glad the new house will be 400 ft off the road.

radioradio wrote:Greg,
Great story. Thanks for sharing. They may be prisses, but I’ll bet they had a wet spot by the time they got to their car. Isn’t it great that they’ll be thinking about this for days, and not be able to share it with anyone?
Bob

If they had wet spots on their undies (probably knee length bloomers) I am sure they had to burn them to forgive their sins.

hturner12 wrote:Guess the did not kike your verision of "the watchtower "


That why I am glad the new house will be 400 ft off the road.

Hugh,
I guess you’ll just have to wander down to the road to show off your tower of power.