Alternative explanation for pump

[smphead]

For those in a committed relationship the pump is no problem i think.

But for the single guys the pump is a big problem. It would be a big turn off if she feels the pump and i have to explain i have an implant.
For sure if you go into a serious relationship you have to tell. But if it is just a hookup it's not an option.

Some eldery guys will say "just be open and tell the truth" or say i'im bionic" but that's not the thing you want to say as a young guy., nonetheless the frightening it will goes mouth to mouth in your social network.

Is there another explanation to tell her which is more socially accepted? I'm not medical educated,
but are their other reasons to have a foreign object in your nutssack? Something else which is not as embarrassing as a pump for an implant?

Sometimes you have to lie for preventing you for social humiliation.

Please no comments like "it's nothing to be ashamed to" or "just tell the truth", i'm only gonna tell the truth if it will become a serious relationship.

Help!!

Thanx bro's.

[Quincy]

Most women (or most men, for that matter) don't know much about the prostate and many don't understand how male sexual organs work beyond the basics of sex and producing sperm.

I had to be with close, very conservative, friends before and immediately after my implant surgery. They, of course, wanted to know what was wrong. I've had success talking about the operation I was having by vaguely referring to "complications from prostate cancer". That satisfied everyone, but that's just a reason for surgery, not a good reason for having a 3rd nut. Whether it is the word "cancer" or the word "prostate", though, I've never mentioned the term prostate cancer and had anyone want to follow up.

I know of guys who have had testicle replacement, putting in a prosthetic testicle, which could feel different from an original but be made to look right. That might be an option, but if you still have the other two, might not be satisfactory. Other men get surgery for hernias, incontinence, and so forth.

For casual encounters, you might say it's a device related to recovery from prostate cancer, which it is. Many of us have implants because PCa caused ED. That might satisfy many women, since most won't understand the prostate or want to bring up issues related to cancer for fear of upsetting you. You might even get some sympathy love. You could also use testicular cancer, though that sounds more serious to most. If you don't want to use the word "cancer", a "support device for hernia issues" might work.

Once you are past casual, you probably will need to open up about it, though.

I'll be interested to hear what others can add.

Best wishes,
Quincy

[Lunatech]

Just tell them you grew a 3rd nut due the radiation from keeping your cell phone in your lap.
(meant to be funny)

[DougAnd]

I was going to say 3rd nut too and just leave it at that.

[smphead]

Most women (or most men, for that matter) don't know much about the prostate and many don't understand how male sexual organs work beyond the basics of sex and producing sperm.

I had to be with close, very conservative, friends before and immediately after my implant surgery. They, of course, wanted to know what was wrong. I've had success talking about the operation I was having by vaguely referring to "complications from prostate cancer". That satisfied everyone, but that's just a reason for surgery, not a good reason for having a 3rd nut. Whether it is the word "cancer" or the word "prostate", though, I've never mentioned the term prostate cancer and had anyone want to follow up.

I know of guys who have had testicle replacement, putting in a prosthetic testicle, which could feel different from an original but be made to look right. That might be an option, but if you still have the other two, might not be satisfactory. Other men get surgery for hernias, incontinence, and so forth.

For casual encounters, you might say it's a device related to recovery from prostate cancer, which it is. Many of us have implants because PCa caused ED. That might satisfy many women, since most won't understand the prostate or want to bring up issues related to cancer for fear of upsetting you. You might even get some sympathy love. You could also use testicular cancer, though that sounds more serious to most. If you don't want to use the word "cancer", a "support device for hernia issues" might work.

Once you are past casual, you probably will need to open up about it, though.

I'll be interested to hear what others can add.

Best wishes,
Quincy

Thank you very much for your extensive and supportive post. Hope others will add some good things which i can make a good cover.

[smphead]

I was going to say 3rd nut too and just leave it at that.

Thanx for the input. I don't think it's a credible option. For sure when it feels strange and different from a normal nuts.

More input is welcome

[Droopy]

Google benign growth in the testicles, there are several options.

[Larry10625]

For those in a committed relationship the pump is no problem i think.

But for the single guys the pump is a big problem. It would be a big turn off if she feels the pump and i have to explain i have an implant.
For sure if you go into a serious relationship you have to tell. But if it is just a hookup it's not an option.

Some eldery guys will say "just be open and tell the truth" or say i'im bionic" but that's not the thing you want to say as a young guy., nonetheless the frightening it will goes mouth to mouth in your social network.

Is there another explanation to tell her which is more socially accepted? I'm not medical educated,
but are their other reasons to have a foreign object in your nutssack? Something else which is not as embarrassing as a pump for an implant?

Sometimes you have to lie for preventing you for social humiliation.

Please no comments like "it's nothing to be ashamed to" or "just tell the truth", i'm only gonna tell the truth if it will become a serious relationship.

Help!!

Thanx bro's.

What would she tell you if her jugs were silicone??

Larry

[smphead]

Maybe some device for treating testicular cancer or some other 'testicle disease'. I find it hard to 'misuse' the word cancer, because it's a horrible disease, on the other hand i'm not willing to put myself in a vulnerable position by telling the truth.
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There must be single brothers over here who dealt with this issue and foind a good solution.

[Droopy]

Just explain it is some kind of benign lump and your Dr. says it is nothing to worry about unless it starts giving you trouble. There really are benign masses that grow in the testicles. This is one from Wikipedia.

Spermatocele (/spɜːrˈmætəsiːl/[1][2]) is a retention cyst of a tubule of the rete testis or the head of the epididymis distended with barely watery fluid that contains spermatozoa. Small spermatoceles are relatively common, occurring in an estimated 30 percent of all men[3]. They vary in size from several millimeters to many centimeters. Spermatoceles are generally not painful. However, some men may experience discomfort from larger spermatoceles. They are not cancerous, nor do they cause an increased risk of testicular cancer. Additionally, unlike varicoceles, they do not reduce fertility.

You do not have to tell your partner this is the condition but if she is curious enough to investigate she will find your explanation plausible.