Forever hard

[Bandit]

Wonder what laughs a mortician would have finding out we are bionic !
Bandit

[tomas1]

I wonder if they will wonder why I smell like burning plastic?

[DougAnd]

So GT are you going to have a happy ending like the guy in the pic?
All you bionics out there I dare you to ask your partner you fully inflate you before the medics are called just in case.

[DaveKell]

The research into the wandering spider venom ED cure was something I watched for a couple of years with great hope. I leaned scientists had isolated and synthesized the protein in the venom responsible for the raging hard on and eliminated the one responsible for death. Lab tests were done with obese, diabetic aged male rats who promptly began fucking up a storm and producing copious generations of offspring. Priapism events were minimal after dosage adjustments. Who wouldn't have found great hope in a treatment guaranteed to produce a rock hard erection that lasted a few hours? However, the statement that human trials were at least 2 years away and then the interminable wait for the approval process was the reason I finally decided on an implant. In the end, I made the right decision and my life was immediately vastly improved. I have no side effects to be concerned with and no timing issues to work out before sex. I do, however, still occasionally worry a definitive cure for ED will be found and it'll be too late for me to be able to use since the implant forever obliterated the ability for a natural erection again. I'm not missing anything in the meantime!

[DougAnd]

Dave
I'm pretty sure the miracle cure will become available about the same time as the ability to grow a new one comes on the market.

[Lost Sheep]

Dave
I'm pretty sure the miracle cure will become available about the same time as the ability to grow a new one comes on the market.

Indeed. Gene therapy may do both.