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Microsoft Office
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Few things are as funny as unintentional phallic references or phallic symbols that no one noticed. If you find a funny picture, send it in. This is NOT the place for dirty jokes - there are lots of sites for those!
Few things are as funny as unintentional phallic references or phallic symbols that no one noticed. If you find a funny picture, send it in. This is NOT the place for dirty jokes - there are lots of sites for those!
Microsoft Office
I subscribe to Microsoft Office 365 (software productivity suite including Access, Excel, Outlook, Powerpoint, Word, etc.) and receive periodic emails offering "helpful tips" and "news." Yesterday I received this particularly interesting, if unexplained, gem:
Dave, 80, Maryland - Implant (Titan) 2008 by Dr. Andrew Kramer (failed Sept 2020) - never used due to a stroke that, among other things, ended my sex life.
Life is not the way it's supposed to be, it's the way it is.
Life is not the way it's supposed to be, it's the way it is.
What in the world???-
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That's how I comprehend the world. 
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Re: Microsoft Office
David_R wrote::shock: What in the world???
It's a font selection/kerning (letter spacing) issue.They should have used a clearer font and spaced the letters further apart. All of a sudden "dick" becomes "click".
Dave, 80, Maryland - Implant (Titan) 2008 by Dr. Andrew Kramer (failed Sept 2020) - never used due to a stroke that, among other things, ended my sex life.
Life is not the way it's supposed to be, it's the way it is.
Life is not the way it's supposed to be, it's the way it is.
Re: Microsoft Office
OK, I get it now.
c l i c k became dick when the letters were put together. (Maybe "dick" should be on the customized spell check list, to automatically change it to "click"? I know that I never use the word "dick" in polite conversation, and rarely otherwise.)
c l i c k became dick when the letters were put together. (Maybe "dick" should be on the customized spell check list, to automatically change it to "click"? I know that I never use the word "dick" in polite conversation, and rarely otherwise.)
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For some reason My Fair Lady came to mind.
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Re: Microsoft Office
bldoink wrote:For some reason My Fair Lady came to mind.
I rarely think about My Fair Lady, except maybe when it's rining in Spine.
Dave, 80, Maryland - Implant (Titan) 2008 by Dr. Andrew Kramer (failed Sept 2020) - never used due to a stroke that, among other things, ended my sex life.
Life is not the way it's supposed to be, it's the way it is.
Life is not the way it's supposed to be, it's the way it is.
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