Nothing to do with E.D.

[Lost Sheep]

Concerned about running out of toilet paper? One word suggestion to stretch your supply's longevity

Bidet.

Or, if you can, schedule your bowl movements to be completed immediately before you shower.

[bldoink]

Wow, thanks for such thoughtful suggestions. Another alternative to consider is you could get on your hands and knees and let your dog lick your ass clean.

[NeedleD]

Wow, thanks for such thoughtful suggestions. Another alternative to consider is you could get on your hands and knees and let your dog lick your ass clean.

[vinnylid]

I have had a Bidet since 2013. No need for any toilet paper. A Bidet is way more sanitary.

[LeRoastBeef]

The continental europeans are right into bidets, I always thought it was a very civilised thing. To not do so is quite disgusting when i think about it. Of all body parts we should be cleaning.

[AnotherOldMan]

Wow, thanks for such thoughtful suggestions. Another alternative to consider is you could get on your hands and knees and let your dog lick your ass clean.

My bidet gets water from the city water supply. What little I know as to where my dog's tongue has been forces me to reject your otherwise "helpful" suggestion.

[tomas1]

I like and sometimes use the shower trick.
It kinda grosses me out that my wife just uses the tub.

Also, I heard don't flush "flushable" wipes.

[oldbeek]

So many people don't understand bidets. The Japanese types just replace your toilet seat. At Costco for around 200.00. warm seat, warm water, air dry on some, slow closing lid. Operated remote with a key pad. Some even have a night light. Wouldn't be without my COCO brand which is 6 years old. Have one in each bath.

[DaveKell]

I first encountered a bidet in France while on a 6 month hitchhiking tour of Europe when I was in my 20's. On a street corner in Aix En Provence a woman came up to me and asked if I was an American. I guess the Army surplus coat was a giveaway. She invited me to her home for dinner. She was an American married to a French university professor and said she'd welcome conversation in English. I met a friend of hers while there. A very beautiful, petite French girl who was fluent in 5 European languages. She invited herself to travel with me through Spain and then onto the Canary Islands for tropical weather during the winter in Europe. I was happy for the translator as well as the intimate company (oh to be young again!). I got up from the dinner table to use the restroom and saw the bidet next to the toilet in their home. I blurted out at the table "what's that weird, shallow toilet looking thing in the bathroom?" when I returned. My new female acquaintance said she'd explain it to me later. Her explanation was the French are very fastidious about cleaning themselves before and after sex and the bidet was how that happened. I never used one in Europe and still haven't to this day. I remained intrigued by it though. I see lots of posts online about the one that quickly connects to a standard toilet. My only reservation about getting one is the stream of cold well water that I'd be blasting my bottom with. I'd much prefer the ability to control the temp with the hot and cold faucets like the ones I saw in France. It's an ingenious concept to have a facility to make oneself clean before oral sex. If I ever have another new house built I'd definitely have a bidet installed. It would be cost prohibitive to install one in my slab foundation house.

[AnotherOldMan]

the stream of cold well water that I'd be blasting my bottom with

A good toilet seat bidet can heat the water b/4 use. The temp is adjustable as is the nozzle position and the force of the water stream.
They can be pricey, but we are in exceptional times. They are an excellent solution for those who can afford them and don't own a mini warehouse full of toilet paper.