ViaSwiss' Titan Journal | 34yo | 6.25.21 | Revision 11.16.21

[ViaSwiss]

ViaSwiss, i readed somewere you are a school teacher and were afraid you would be obscene for the school children, am i right?
So if so, what can you say about that aspect at the moment? No weird looks?

Not a teacher, but have many clients that are children.

My bulge is really a non issue, at least compared to what I expected. I haven't really been tucking in my shirts, just to be safe.

[smphead]

ViaSwiss, i readed somewere you are a school teacher and were afraid you would be obscene for the school children, am i right?
So if so, what can you say about that aspect at the moment? No weird looks?

Not a teacher, but have many clients that are children.

My bulge is really a non issue, at least compared to what I expected. I haven't really been tucking in my shirts, just to be safe.

Good to hear Bro. You taking your luck in your own hands. You can be proud of yourself. Much better than those winers in PH.

[ViaSwiss]

Popped My Bionic Cherry

Back at my previous employer, there was this new hot blonde who made it pretty apparent that she wanted me. I was in a relationship and also was her supervisor at the time so I played it professional. I knew through some others that she was borderline obsessed with me tho.

A few years has gone by but a few times a year I’d hear through my cousin who knows her that she will always comment on any Snapchat’s he posts w me how she still wants to have my babies .

Last week I ran into her IG and sent a friend request and she followed back then we both liked each of one of our pictures back to back, universal sign that she was down . This week, she commented on a story I posted and I turned it into a flirty convo and ended up giving her my address and telling her to come over. This chick says she already knew my address since she looked up my divorce so I’ve over here like oh Jesus what am I getting myself into…but time to test the bionics..

She gets over and we just chat and catch up for 30m in my kitchen while having some drinks. I could tell she was super nervous which she admitted. She basically laid out that she has always been obsessed w me. Anytime we were ever in a room together she would fantasize about fucking. Knows I had a vasectomy through my cousin but goes “those can be reversible right!?” . I’m apparently a glutton for crazy. I actually was a bit surprised that she did show she has more maturity and brains than what I used to think tho, but that is not why I had her over. I had her over because she is a solid 9 who is DTF and I had a newly minted penis that needs some testing.

I have not had sex since my divorce 7 months ago as I’ve been waiting to get the implant. I’ve started wondering if I forgot how it all works! Throughout the day earlier as I was thinking about her coming over, I was getting some spurts off excitement and feeling in my penis. This was nice because PFS caused low libido but also ED. I could tell some of that fear of sex was leaving my brain. However, I still had very minor fear of what my new bionic Dick would do as I didn’t know if it would be painful, or if my slightly shorter length (13cm now) was long enough (hint, it is), or if she would feel my balls or shaft snd notice anything, or when I would pump up…

I ended up pumping up about 50-75% right before she got here and just pointed it up in my pants. Since starting the stretching routine last week I can easily point it up w out discomfort. I also had taken about 50mg of Viagra a few hours before (after playing basketball) just to be safe and make sure the glans and sponginosium would get engorged. They already do for me without V, but I wanted to play it safe for my first attempt. Definitely not needed.
So as we chatted for 30m in my kitchen, I already had a decent chubby that easily would have been enough for penetration and also in case she put her hands down my pants.

I finally said we should go watch a movie, but my living room TV remote is broken (truth) so we would either have to go in the basement or in my bedroom. She laughed and didn’t believe my story. I said “let’s do my bedroom” with a smile.
Went into my bedroom, she is clearly nervous. She has wanted to fuck me for years and she knows it’s about to happen. I get in bed and turn on a show we both said we liked and then tell her I wanted to see if she was a good kisser so I go in for that to get a test. After a few minutes of kissing I tell her I need to use the restroom real quick. She asked what I graded her (kiss) and I said I’d need a few more trials before I could accurately score it. Took me like 10 seconds in the bathroom to pump up to 85-90% and then 30 secs to piss.

I hop back in bed w her and start kissing her again. Eventually leading to playing her breasts and then beginning to finger her. This whole time (10mins?), I calm but excited. Before foreplay escalated, she became more nervous. She said it’s been a while for her (she is going through a split w her fiancé) and asked if I always have girls over. I just kept telling her she was sexy . I kept thinking about how in the past this would be a moment where I felt rushed and nervous that I would either lose my erection or maybe it wouldn’t work so I needed to either go down and get her off ASAP or penetrate before I went soft or came too fast. But not now. Now I knew my Dick was staying erect. I didn’t have to worry. I just focused or her breaths, her movement, actual foreplay.

Finally I asked her if she minded if I grabbed a condom which she clearly wanted. I rolled over and grabbed one from a drawer by my bed and tried to put it on. If you have read any of my story you will know my tips don’t enter my glans quit as much as some others do, due to some scar tissue and biological idiosyncracities. This has caused very slight “floppy glans” which I can have fixed by having a glanuospecy but will have to take 6 weeks off sex. We will figure out later if I decide I need to go that route or not.. Putting on the condom took just a second or 2 longer than normal because of the very slight floppy glans. I had to be more careful than normal putting it on But I got it in and it stayed w no issue. I think I may have actually snuck in one more pump right then too..

From there, I proceeded to enter her from the top. There also was a split second where my glans didn’t initially penetrate like normal due to the “floppy ness” (I’m kind of over exaggerating this part), but a second later I got it in no issue. Guarantee she had no idea.

I probably fucked her for 15-20 minutes. There was mostly no pain, only a little bit of uncomfrotbaleness in the tips/glans. I was more worried about any potential for pain than any pain that was there. It felt great, even with a condom on, which I havnt had to use in years.

I probably came in like 7 minutes, but just kept going for another 10 minutes or so. She was definitely enjoying it and I was able to go hard and soft and slow and fast. Kept thinking in my head about how crazy this was. We really only did typical missionary position and then with her legs up more towards the end which I def was able to get deeper and enter from slightly different angles which she loved. The last few minutes did get kinda uncomfortable as I really really had to go piss. After we were done I went to the bathroom, pissed, deflated, threw away the condom. Easy peasy and she had noooo idea I am bionic. She never really tried to grab my Dick or balls so that obviously helped. I’ve also came to realize that I don’t really care if she finds out. She would probably not care or even like it…I have a new super power, and I shouldnt be embarrassed about the "mountain biking accident" that caused it lol

We ended up laying in bed watching that show for an hour or so after. I def could have gone for round 2 but I was exhausted and needed to be up early so I told her that I needed to get up early and walked her out. I could tell she wanted to stay the night, but I value my sleep time alone.

All in all it went better than expected. Next time I will pump up a little more to about 95%, I think I slightly under pumped being afraid of over pumping, but even then it was plenty. Very satisfied with the “logistical” side of when and how to pump. It was way easier and more efficient than I thought it would go. I expected to wake up w tender sore glans but I feel great and ready for round 2.

[Tortão]

Fuck yeah, man!!!
You did it!!

I'm happy for you!

Can you pump it up to 90% and point it to the sides without any pain? I wish I could do that too lol, I can pump it to approximately 40% and point it to the sides, more than that it gets uncomfortable.

I probably came in like 7 minutes, but just kept going for another 10 minutes or so.

The first time I had sex after my surgery, I came in like 5 minutes fucking the girl in doggystyle, then I keep it going for another 30 seconds but she noticed I cummed, so while she was in doggystyle position she moved out her butt and grabbed my dick to check it lol. Then I stopped.
I think the girl can easily identify when we, men, cum. Especially if there's no condom.

[whymenow]

Popped My Bionic Cherry

Back at my previous employer, there was this new hot blonde who made it pretty apparent that she wanted me. I was in a relationship and also was her supervisor at the time so I played it professional. I knew through some others that she was borderline obsessed with me tho.

A few years has gone by but a few times a year I’d hear through my cousin who knows her that she will always comment on any Snapchat’s he posts w me how she still wants to have my babies .

.

Dude,

Congrats! If this is the first time, I can not imagine the second round. Let's see if she gets more comfortable and tries to give you a bj holding the balls and everything.

Keep us posted!

[rayhay]

Popped My Bionic Cherry

Back at my previous employer, there was this new hot blonde who made it pretty apparent that she wanted me. I was in a relationship and also was her supervisor at the time so I played it professional. I knew through some others that she was borderline obsessed with me tho.

A few years has gone by but a few times a year I’d hear through my cousin who knows her that she will always comment on any Snapchat’s he posts w me how she still wants to have my babies .

Last week I ran into her IG and sent a friend request and she followed back then we both liked each of one of our pictures back to back, universal sign that she was down . This week, she commented on a story I posted and I turned it into a flirty convo and ended up giving her my address and telling her to come over. This chick says she already knew my address since she looked up my divorce so I’ve over here like oh Jesus what am I getting myself into…but time to test the bionics..

She gets over and we just chat and catch up for 30m in my kitchen while having some drinks. I could tell she was super nervous which she admitted. She basically laid out that she has always been obsessed w me. Anytime we were ever in a room together she would fantasize about fucking. Knows I had a vasectomy through my cousin but goes “those can be reversible right!?” . I’m apparently a glutton for crazy. I actually was a bit surprised that she did show she has more maturity and brains than what I used to think tho, but that is not why I had her over. I had her over because she is a solid 9 who is DTF and I had a newly minted penis that needs some testing.

I have not had sex since my divorce 7 months ago as I’ve been waiting to get the implant. I’ve started wondering if I forgot how it all works! Throughout the day earlier as I was thinking about her coming over, I was getting some spurts off excitement and feeling in my penis. This was nice because PFS caused low libido but also ED. I could tell some of that fear of sex was leaving my brain. However, I still had very minor fear of what my new bionic Dick would do as I didn’t know if it would be painful, or if my slightly shorter length (13cm now) was long enough (hint, it is), or if she would feel my balls or shaft snd notice anything, or when I would pump up…

I ended up pumping up about 50-75% right before she got here and just pointed it up in my pants. Since starting the stretching routine last week I can easily point it up w out discomfort. I also had taken about 50mg of Viagra a few hours before (after playing basketball) just to be safe and make sure the glans and sponginosium would get engorged. They already do for me without V, but I wanted to play it safe for my first attempt. Definitely not needed.
So as we chatted for 30m in my kitchen, I already had a decent chubby that easily would have been enough for penetration and also in case she put her hands down my pants.

I finally said we should go watch a movie, but my living room TV remote is broken (truth) so we would either have to go in the basement or in my bedroom. She laughed and didn’t believe my story. I said “let’s do my bedroom” with a smile.
Went into my bedroom, she is clearly nervous. She has wanted to fuck me for years and she knows it’s about to happen. I get in bed and turn on a show we both said we liked and then tell her I wanted to see if she was a good kisser so I go in for that to get a test. After a few minutes of kissing I tell her I need to use the restroom real quick. She asked what I graded her (kiss) and I said I’d need a few more trials before I could accurately score it. Took me like 10 seconds in the bathroom to pump up to 85-90% and then 30 secs to piss.

I hop back in bed w her and start kissing her again. Eventually leading to playing her breasts and then beginning to finger her. This whole time (10mins?), I calm but excited. Before foreplay escalated, she became more nervous. She said it’s been a while for her (she is going through a split w her fiancé) and asked if I always have girls over. I just kept telling her she was sexy . I kept thinking about how in the past this would be a moment where I felt rushed and nervous that I would either lose my erection or maybe it wouldn’t work so I needed to either go down and get her off ASAP or penetrate before I went soft or came too fast. But not now. Now I knew my Dick was staying erect. I didn’t have to worry. I just focused or her breaths, her movement, actual foreplay.

Finally I asked her if she minded if I grabbed a condom which she clearly wanted. I rolled over and grabbed one from a drawer by my bed and tried to put it on. If you have read any of my story you will know my tips don’t enter my glans quit as much as some others do, due to some scar tissue and biological idiosyncracities. This has caused very slight “floppy glans” which I can have fixed by having a glanuospecy but will have to take 6 weeks off sex. We will figure out later if I decide I need to go that route or not.. Putting on the condom took just a second or 2 longer than normal because of the very slight floppy glans. I had to be more careful than normal putting it on But I got it in and it stayed w no issue. I think I may have actually snuck in one more pump right then too..

From there, I proceeded to enter her from the top. There also was a split second where my glans didn’t initially penetrate like normal due to the “floppy ness” (I’m kind of over exaggerating this part), but a second later I got it in no issue. Guarantee she had no idea.

I probably fucked her for 15-20 minutes. There was mostly no pain, only a little bit of uncomfrotbaleness in the tips/glans. I was more worried about any potential for pain than any pain that was there. It felt great, even with a condom on, which I havnt had to use in years.

I probably came in like 7 minutes, but just kept going for another 10 minutes or so. She was definitely enjoying it and I was able to go hard and soft and slow and fast. Kept thinking in my head about how crazy this was. We really only did typical missionary position and then with her legs up more towards the end which I def was able to get deeper and enter from slightly different angles which she loved. The last few minutes did get kinda uncomfortable as I really really had to go piss. After we were done I went to the bathroom, pissed, deflated, threw away the condom. Easy peasy and she had noooo idea I am bionic. She never really tried to grab my Dick or balls so that obviously helped. I’ve also came to realize that I don’t really care if she finds out. She would probably not care or even like it…I have a new super power, and I shouldnt be embarrassed about the "mountain biking accident" that caused it lol

We ended up laying in bed watching that show for an hour or so after. I def could have gone for round 2 but I was exhausted and needed to be up early so I told her that I needed to get up early and walked her out. I could tell she wanted to stay the night, but I value my sleep time alone.

All in all it went better than expected. Next time I will pump up a little more to about 95%, I think I slightly under pumped being afraid of over pumping, but even then it was plenty. Very satisfied with the “logistical” side of when and how to pump. It was way easier and more efficient than I thought it would go. I expected to wake up w tender sore glans but I feel great and ready for round 2.

Awesome! Happy to hear brother! 7mins with a condom on! You must have most if not all of your sensitivity back! awesome

[wolfpacker]

Dude so stoked to read that you were able to try it out and it went well!! I was just thinking of you and wondering how it was going. Happy day!!!

[Gt1956]

ViaSwiss. You have my sincere congratulations. You deserve it.
In an effort to help some younger members overcome their fears. I feel like a little more info on your date is in order. Like her general age & a wild guess on her sexual knowledge. In other words was she young and easily duped into not touching your junk? I personally don't think she was naive. But the words will mean more from you.
Just a suggestion. Start working on a story that your groin injury makes the likelyhood of a successful vasectomy reversal quite low. Save it in case she gets too obsessive on you. Planning dude, do the planning early. She might not be the only baby hungry woman that you meet.
Again, congratulations. I can't tell you that enough.

[AN02020]

Congrats brother for your functioning bionic tool.

[ViaSwiss]

@Tortão
I can pump it to 95% and point it to the side, but its a process. I have to slowly move it over 30 seconds to get it there, its not fun, but worth it. I then can always add in a few more pumps. Going up is simple, but down is rough too. Getting easier every day though.
She may have noticed that I came, idk. I tried to not make it too apparent. Not sure if the condom helped hide some of the flexing that occurs or not.

@whymenow
haha thanks man. I'm a little worried about BJs, at least laying on my back since I am not sure what my glans will do. But soon enough I am sure I will find out.

@rayhay
My sensitivity is pretty damn good. There is a small area of the lower underside on the right side that is def more numb than the left side. I think its because there are more kinks there. I am sure that will come back though.

@wolfpacker
Hey man, I just kept thinking afterwards that I have like 3 more times that night to catch up to you!

@gt1956
I get the sense that she is not actually crazy, but acting obsessive is her way of kinda being goofy. Either way, no way I am having another baby and she knows that haha.

She is 28, maybe 120lbs. She has gained maybe a few lbs since having a baby about 1.5 - 2 years ago. I am pretty picky in who I will hook up with and she pretty comfortably made the cut from a physical stand point. She talks up like she is really sexual through text, but I got the sense in person that she may not be as experienced as she acts. She was slightly timid and even said she was nervous because it has "been a while". Who knows how long that is in girl time.

Hopefully I can drag this on long enough before she starts wanting a relationship. But I will make it clear from the beginning that is never going to be an option.