How The Fanny Was Made

[Geronimo]

How The Fanny Was Made.

Seven wise menmade up theirminds to make a fanny of their own design.

The first was a Carpenter full of wir,with a mallet and chisel he made a slit.


The second was a Blacksmith blacker than coal,with a anvil & sledge hammer
he made a hole.

The third was a Tailor long and thin, with a piese of red ribbon he lined it
within.

The forth was a Trapper big and stout,with the fur from a bear he lined it
without.

The fifth was a Fisherman old and bent,with a rotton old herring he gave it
a scent.

The sixth was a Preacher with a B.A, Degree, he blessed it & patted it and
said it could pee.

The seveth was a rabbit a mean little runt,he fucked it & blessed it & called a cunt.

[KenJ1947]

I worked for 14 years for EDS (Electronic Data Systems--started by Ross Perot). I was on a special project to create a database of resources the company controlled around the world. Two people from Australia were brought in to assist.

One of them told us a story about one of the new execs--the first woman in upper management. She was in Australia giving pep talks. She told them about how she "had worked her fanny off" to get where she was. For Americans that means she worked hard. She didn't understand the snickers that went through the crowd of about 200 (?). She learned later that in Australia it meant that she slept around to get where she was.

[silverdude]

Great stories LMAO!!