Oval erections

[Journeyman]

I read that a lot of men are concerned about having an oval erection. I'd like to offer a new perspective. Remember WHY you have oval erection...it's because your dick didn't work and you got implanted ! What would you rather have , a rock hard usable oval erection on demand or a perfectly good for nothing ( except urinating ) round penis ? Me , I vote for the latter . Have you ever seen women's sex toys !? They're ALL kinds of shapes and sizes. Be happy you can get an erection, even if it is oval , and have sex again ! Don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good . I say flare your hood men ! BE A KING COBRA !

[Old Guy]

I don't think you want to vote for the latter

a perfectly good for nothing ( except urinating ) round penis ?

I think you mean your vote is for the former

a rock hard usable oval erection on demand

My vote is for

a rock hard usable oval erection on demand

[Journeyman]

Oops... you're right

[Journeyman]

Dammit... I really have to start proofreading

[Journeyman]

Oops... you're right