Invention: tool that pumps the the bulb.

[Gt1956]

How about something not too intrusive, perhaps the size of a staple remover, with padded cups to hold your cajones while pumping? And it should come with a convenient ankle holster.
"Are you about to pull a .38 out of your holster?" "No, but in a moment you'll have an (fill in the size) centimeter Titan."

So as to not confuse anyone. The world is just loaded with questionable or not very viable inventions. I can imagine that a small tool that adds a small percentage of leverage to a mans hands does have a place in the marketplace. I bet the implant makers wouldn't like it though.
Along this line. Does anyone actually know how many of the pumps have over pressure features?

[FreddyFree]

Does anyone actually know how many of the pumps have over pressure features?

With my AMS CX, at then end, I use two hands and the pump “collapses”. Not sure if that is a lockout feature or the reservoir is empty.

[Injustright]

How about something not too intrusive, perhaps the size of a staple remover, with padded cups to hold your cajones while pumping? And it should come with a convenient ankle holster.

"Are you about to pull a .38 out of your holster?" "No, but in a moment you'll have an (fill in the size) centimeter Titan."

HOW ABOUT:

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So when your wife starts waving this around after dinner time, you'll know...

[Injustright]

How about something not too intrusive, perhaps the size of a staple remover, with padded cups to hold your cajones while pumping? And it should come with a convenient ankle holster.
"Are you about to pull a .38 out of your holster?" "No, but in a moment you'll have an (fill in the size) centimeter Titan."

So as to not confuse anyone. The world is just loaded with questionable or not very viable inventions. I can imagine that a small tool that adds a small percentage of leverage to a mans hands does have a place in the marketplace. I bet the implant makers wouldn't like it though.
Along this line. Does anyone actually know how many of the pumps have over pressure features?

Actually there might be implant makers happy for more customers who don't have typical dexterity and strength. And they'd always put in a disclaimer about not handling your equipment in the intended fashion. You KNOW that if they could make money from it...

[mxquad]

This topic I found on page 64 on FT. Something I thought would be talked about more. I had the AMS 700 implanted March 21, 2023. I have a disability called Cerebral Palsy and struggling with squeezing my pump bulb, I get the first pop squeeze and then after that maybe 2 quarter pumps. I'm 50 yo and an extreme athlete in the sport of motocross and in good shape. I use a damp wash cloth and these pliers with a set of C clamp pads from HF for $2 zip tied to short pliers. My next tool will be nipple sucker to fit over the bulb to hold it in place and then pliers.

Thoughts????

[Journeyman]

They have them !!! They're called Channel locks

[Bigdave]

I imagine that if the pump should fail and the manufacturer were to find out that you were using pliers or the like to increase pumping efficiency, there would be a challenge to the warranty.

However, the good news is that there is research into having an electric pump powered by an implanted n.

Imagine if that battery could also power a built in vibrator. Now that would be a money maker!

That should make you really popular with the girls.
Imagine being able to put that in your dating profile. LOL

[Lost Sheep]

I imagine that if the pump should fail and the manufacturer were to find out that you were using pliers or the like to increase pumping efficiency, there would be a challenge to the warranty.

However, the good news is that there is research into having an electric pump powered by an implanted n.

Imagine if that battery could also power a built in vibrator. Now that would be a money maker!

That should make you really popular with the girls.
Imagine being able to put that in your dating profile. LOL

Profile:
“Vibrating penis that never goes limp. “

enough said?

[Lost Sheep]

I am able to apply the most pressure to the bulb AND keep the valve body from shifting out of my grip by pressing my other hand’s (the hand not doing the pumping) thumb on top of the base of my penis.