Any ED Jokes?

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mrksman
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Any ED Jokes?

Postby mrksman » Wed Jun 28, 2023 1:11 pm

Does anybody know any jokes related to ED? Sometimes a little levity is not a bad thing. I will start: What is the active ingredient in Viagra?


Mycoxaflopin



I didn't say it had to be a good joke. ;)
Age 58, happily married over 38 years. T levels fluctuate but often on the low end. Cialis (Tadalafil) was working great but not so much lately. Viagra works most of the time. Use a Vacurect VED with a PosTVac Mach Ring as a backup.

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Re: Any ED Jokes?

Postby dg_moore » Wed Jun 28, 2023 1:41 pm

A guy wearing a tux meets a friend on the street on his way to a urology appointment. The friend.asks why he's dressed so fancy and he replies "if I'm gonna be impotent I mights as well look impotent."
Dave, 80, Maryland - Implant (Titan) 2008 by Dr. Andrew Kramer (failed Sept 2020) - never used due to a stroke that, among other things, ended my sex life.
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Re: Any ED Jokes?

Postby mrksman » Wed Jun 28, 2023 1:50 pm

What did Cinderella say when she found out Prince Charming had ED?




Someday my Prince will cum.
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Re: Any ED Jokes?

Postby Lost Sheep » Wed Jun 28, 2023 5:00 pm

mrksman wrote:Does anybody know any jokes related to ED? Sometimes a little levity is not a bad thing. I will start: What is the active ingredient in Viagra?


Mycoxaflopin



I didn't say it had to be a good joke. ;)

Mycoxastandin might be a better ingredient
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Re: Any ED Jokes?

Postby mrksman » Thu Jun 29, 2023 4:46 pm

Lost Sheep wrote:
mrksman wrote:Does anybody know any jokes related to ED? Sometimes a little levity is not a bad thing. I will start: What is the active ingredient in Viagra?


Mycoxaflopin



I didn't say it had to be a good joke. ;)

Mycoxastandin might be a better ingredient



Agree
Age 58, happily married over 38 years. T levels fluctuate but often on the low end. Cialis (Tadalafil) was working great but not so much lately. Viagra works most of the time. Use a Vacurect VED with a PosTVac Mach Ring as a backup.

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Re: Any ED Jokes?

Postby newbie443 » Mon Jul 24, 2023 1:57 am

Injections failed. Implanted 3-21-18 AMS 700 LGX 21 + 1 RTE 100 cc reservoir 6.5" L 5" G Dr. Kramer.

Proximal Perforation Sling Repair 4/13/21 Dr. Broghammer

66 years young.

Will show and tell and talk with others.

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Re: Any ED Jokes?

Postby jn1421 » Sun Jul 30, 2023 4:02 pm

that was the best! buddy hackett was a gifted comedian.

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Re: Any ED Jokes?

Postby mrksman » Wed Sep 13, 2023 11:32 am

Having ED is not easy, but it is not hard either.
Age 58, happily married over 38 years. T levels fluctuate but often on the low end. Cialis (Tadalafil) was working great but not so much lately. Viagra works most of the time. Use a Vacurect VED with a PosTVac Mach Ring as a backup.

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Re: Any ED Jokes?

Postby mrksman » Fri Nov 03, 2023 4:08 pm

What happened to the lawyer after he got ED?


He lost his firm.
Age 58, happily married over 38 years. T levels fluctuate but often on the low end. Cialis (Tadalafil) was working great but not so much lately. Viagra works most of the time. Use a Vacurect VED with a PosTVac Mach Ring as a backup.


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