New girlfriend killing me, not funny

[Jage64]

Parylene coating has been proven to increase the durability of AMS 700 series penile prosthesis cylinders. However, aneurysmal failures in parylene-coated AMS 700 cylinders during "woman on top" intercourse have been reported. It is surmised that buckling of the cylinder results in this particular mode of failure.

Haha, this is the epitome of overstating the findings. The units showed signs of defects after 1.1 MILLION and 2.05 MILLION cycles.

If you can get a woman, or women, or an army of women, to bounce on your implanted dick over 1 million times over the course of your lifetime, having your implant develop a bubble on the side will be the least of your worries. hahahaha.

Talk to me when an actual man with an actual penis has this issue, and not when they strap the implants onto a machine and set the thing on 11 and leave the room for a few months.

If your partner sat on your penis and bounced 100 times per session, and you had sex 7 days a week, you'd get to 1M bounces in 27.5 years, PROVIDED YOU TOOK NO DAYS OFF, and it decided to fail 100,000 cycles too early. I can only hope mine fails at 1M "cycles".

[Mazzio]

Hi fellas. So I'm a fit 55yo that was implanted in 2018 after postop prostate cancer. I was married then to a lady that was a year older than me. She was entering menopause so sex was rare.

Today, I have a new girlfriend who's aged 28yo and she is killing me. We have had sex nearly every day, sometimes up to 3x a day for the last month. She is on her period so I'm getting a small break as I write this.

I had the same dream last night.

[Bigdave]

Parylene coating has been proven to increase the durability of AMS 700 series penile prosthesis cylinders. However, aneurysmal failures in parylene-coated AMS 700 cylinders during "woman on top" intercourse have been reported. It is surmised that buckling of the cylinder results in this particular mode of failure.

Haha, this is the epitome of overstating the findings. The units showed signs of defects after 1.1 MILLION and 2.05 MILLION cycles.

If you can get a woman, or women, or an army of women, to bounce on your implanted dick over 1 million times over the course of your lifetime, having your implant develop a bubble on the side will be the least of your worries. hahahaha.

Talk to me when an actual man with an actual penis has this issue, and not when they strap the implants onto a machine and set the thing on 11 and leave the room for a few months.

If your partner sat on your penis and bounced 100 times per session, and you had sex 7 days a week, you'd get to 1M bounces in 27.5 years, PROVIDED YOU TOOK NO DAYS OFF, and it decided to fail 100,000 cycles too early. I can only hope mine fails at 1M "cycles".

Your math may be correct, but I often fuck vigorously for 45 minutes or more.
Figuring 30 strokes per minute, that's around 1350 strokes per session. Maybe half that is cowgirl, so 675 strokes per session. 1,000,000 cowgirl strokes would be just over 4 years, not 27.5.

Now fortunately, or unfortunately, I'm not doing that anywhere close to every day, but you get my point. LOL
Other than a few times right after I started using my implant, I haven't had any severe pain after sex, so hopefully I'll never have that problem.

[SWorks17]

Haha, this is the epitome of overstating the findings. The units showed signs of defects after 1.1 MILLION and 2.05 MILLION cycles.

If you can get a woman, or women, or an army of women, to bounce on your implanted dick over 1 million times over the course of your lifetime, having your implant develop a bubble on the side will be the least of your worries. hahahaha.

Talk to me when an actual man with an actual penis has this issue, and not when they strap the implants onto a machine and set the thing on 11 and leave the room for a few months.

If your partner sat on your penis and bounced 100 times per session, and you had sex 7 days a week, you'd get to 1M bounces in 27.5 years, PROVIDED YOU TOOK NO DAYS OFF, and it decided to fail 100,000 cycles too early. I can only hope mine fails at 1M "cycles".

Your math may be correct, but I often fuck vigorously for 45 minutes or more.
Figuring 30 strokes per minute, that's around 1350 strokes per session. Maybe half that is cowgirl, so 675 strokes per session. 1,000,000 cowgirl strokes would be just over 4 years, not 27.5.

Now fortunately, or unfortunately, I'm not doing that anywhere close to every day, but you get my point. LOL
Other than a few times right after I started using my implant, I haven't had any severe pain after sex, so hopefully I'll never have that problem.

Dang Bigdave a lot of us out here which we could Fuck as much as you do and as long as you and as hard as you Your my Hero
I've got to get my lady to Fuck more

Keep on Keeping on Bigdave

[Jage64]

I often fuck vigorously for 45 minutes or more.
Figuring 30 strokes per minute, that's around 1350 strokes per session. Maybe half that is cowgirl, so 675 strokes per session. 1,000,000 cowgirl strokes would be just over 4 years, not 27.5.

Your example assumes 1 stroke every 2 seconds for 45 minutes? Physically impossible.

Next time, try 30 strokes per minute for even 5 minutes and 1) tell me how you feel and 2) tell me how she feels. My money is you can't keep up 30 strokes per minute for even 5 minutes uninterrupted, and in the case that has been cited, it's HER that will have to do the work to match the mechanical test, not you.

I've only been with one girl in my lifetime, my lovely wife, but there is NO WAY she could or would want to bounce on my penis 30 times a minute for very long, her legs would be on fire, her back would hurt, she'd develop a headache, her mother would call, the dog would barf, the kids would wake up, the market would crash, etc. All while I laid there with a comfortable grin on my face.

[Bigdave]

I never said we didn't change positions, but these sessions are with much younger women, 20-30 years old.
And yes, they often do most of the work, especially towards the end. They really enjoy the fact that I can stay hard indefinitely, even after I cum.
They can't get that from guys without an implant. I'm just happy to be appreciated.

[Jage64]

This is one of the very best math problems I've ever engaged in. Beats the hell out of a train leaving Chicago...

Carry on BigDave.

[Bigdave]

This is one of the very best math problems I've ever engaged in. Beats the hell out of a train leaving Chicago...

Carry on BigDave.

Ain't that the truth.

[Anfornee]

This may be the best post I’ve ever read through on any forum.

We have guys extrapolating mathematical theorems on strokes per hour (SPH?).

There’s no doubt some positions feel different to me than others now vs before the implant. I purposefully don’t bottom out as much as I used to because after a while my glans does feel beat up. The girl riding sometimes is more painful because if you have more than 6 inches and she’s really putting in an effort you’re going to bottom out. It’s way harder to control when she’s determining things. Luckily the girls I’m with don’t like to go 30-45 minutes. It’s usually 15-20 at most. We both get our fortune cookie then grab a snack before round 2. I’m 54 and the girls I play with are 36, 42 and 53. No. Not at the same time. I wish.

[Mark1974]

This may be the best post I’ve ever read through on any forum.

We have guys extrapolating mathematical theorems on strokes per hour (SPH?).

There’s no doubt some positions feel different to me than others now vs before the implant. I purposefully don’t bottom out as much as I used to because after a while my glans does feel beat up. The girl riding sometimes is more painful because if you have more than 6 inches and she’s really putting in an effort you’re going to bottom out. It’s way harder to control when she’s determining things. Luckily the girls I’m with don’t like to go 30-45 minutes. It’s usually 15-20 at most. We both get our fortune cookie then grab a snack before round 2. I’m 54 and the girls I play with are 36, 42 and 53. No. Not at the same time. I wish.

How does the 53 year old compare with the younger girls?