My first time having sex post-implant finally came... and it was traumatizing (+funny)

[Hillywilly]

My mistake I confused op with above poster

[Bent Ben]

Back when I smoked pot would dry me and my girlfriend out bad.
Want to see something funny, give a stoner cotton candy! Stand back and enjoy the show!

Am I reading your signature right? You had surgery like 10 days ago? If Hakky hasn’t cleared you than your begging for an infection.

I dont think you understand the context of what you quoted me on. I havent done pot in close to 30 years, and probably they same for cotton candy lol
I havent even started cycling yet, much less sex. Im too sore and my balls are the size if a grapefruit, Im good with waiting

[New_Member]

Appreciate all of your support and encouragement brothers! Returning for Part 2 of the story, which happened last night.

I texted the Energizer Bunny last night while I was at a bar with some buddies, and she came over to join us. Now, I really dig what we have going right now. I'm not looking to be a girl's BFF or date right now, and so there's no texting throughout the week besides to coordinate when we see each other. When she joined us, she was wearing this very short, tight, light blue skirt, and a white tank top that showed her tummy and was a total turn-on for me while we were out. Again, she's this 21-year-old petite, maybe 5' tall, white chick with a great ass. I'm glad my first foray back into the sex world has been with a girl that doesn't require beer goggles to cover up.

Finally, the night was getting late, and this time we ended up going back to my place. Now, I don't always learn my lesson, but this time, I came PREPARED. When things got hot and heavy, and we made our way to my bed, I had a bottle of Astroglide lube sitting right on my night stand, waiting to protect my dick from a world of pain. I had also preemptively taken 4 ibuprofens before the car ride back to my place, and I was feeling relatively confident that this time would be better. Well, anything would be better than last time, right?! Fortunately, for this time, the answer to that question was YES.

Before we went to the bed together, I had gone to the bathroom and sufficiently pumped myself erect. And even right before we did the deed, I quickly went to the bathroom again to make sure that I was as pumped as possible. At this point, I was feeling some pain, but nothing bad. The true test was about to begin. I exited my bathroom fully nude and began to make out with her in my bed. Once her skirt and panties were off, I proudly held my Astroglide in my air, ready for its slippery effects to make my robo-member enter inside.

This time, I had not smoked any weed, but I noticed she vapes ALL the time. She also took some hits of weed throughout the night from her THC pen. It's what the kids do these days I guess. It's just another nicotine tool that masquerades as something more light and friendly than cigarettes. I definitely believe that the weed contributes to her dryness as some others mentioned here as well. You heard the term cottonmouth? It seems like a case of cottonpussy to me. But no matter, I at least had a lubricant aid with me.

I lube up, and enter inside her. No condom. Looking back on this, it's not smart- it's risky and without a ton of gain. I don't want an STD, and don't want a Mini-Me either. I think I'm just so afraid of the pain that I'm avoiding anything that might contribute to it, like a tight condom wrapped around my dick. But a tight condom wrapping around me is a better thought than the idea of her pissing positively on a pregnancy stick.

We started with missionary. Even with the lube, it wasn't easy. She's TIGHT. I'm talking, tight naturally, and then vise-grip pussy when I'm inside her. I wouldn't often say this, but I could have really have used a girl with a loose pussy for my first months post-op. Maybe post-a-few-pregnancies pussy. The pain started going up a notch. Eventually she starts moaning for me to go harder, and boy, I try. But it's difficult to go HARD when the harder you thrust, the more PAIN you feel. It's Pavlov conditioning in its finest, and my body was shying away from going too hard or fast. I grabbed her ass and tried going harder but you could imagine the grimace I had on my face, which fortunately she couldn't see with her eyes closed. Eventually, we went back to her favorite Energizer Bunny position with her being on top. I enjoy her being top, but that's when she's grinding. When she starts bouncing, that's when I begin praying for my life, and my dear ancestors to look down on me fondly. Not only is the pain immense, but the whole time I'm terrified that I slip out and she comes down STRAIGHT onto my dick. The whole time I'm gripping the sheets in pain, staring at my dick and doing everything I can to stay inside. Grabbing her hips, trying to keep her bunny hops closer to my hips, anything I can do. The last bunny hop of hers, and coincidentally towards the end of our sex, was when she slipped out and came down on my dick. NOPE! Was tapped out after that. And just like last time, I didn't cum this time either. I don't usually cum with hookups, or when I've drank too much alcohol. But no cumming this time is almost entirely because I was in too much pain to feel pleasure. Maybe if I was a masochist I would have been able to cum from all of that agony.

I went to the bathroom to compose myself, the pain hitting high levels as it did the last time, but maybe a tad less, and then came back out, still fully inflated. We start cuddling, and she starts grinding her ass into me, and clearly wants to go again. I'm sorry Energizer Bunny, but I lost my charge a while ago. Burnt out battery, only a triple AAA here. I called it a night for us, went to the bathroom to deflate, and immediately felt immense relief. Ahhhhhhh. It's like that feeling you have when you've been holding a piss for 6 hours after drinking 9 beers. Great, great relief. A better feeling than sex.

If I were to rate the last time we had sex as a 0, I would give this time a 3. Still not at a level I'd want it to be at all, but definitely enjoyable enough that I want to keep going at it. Luckily now it seems like I have a reliable practice partner. Though one day, I hope that I can give her bunny hops the bounce they deserve.

[aussiePeyronies]

This is great, I am just commenting to receive the updates.

I am 9 months post-op and still have pain, but it seems to be improving each month.

Wishing you a better experience each time brother!

J

[frank66665]

Appreciate all of your support and encouragement brothers! Returning for Part 2 of the story, which happened last night.

I texted the Energizer Bunny last night while I was at a bar with some buddies, and she came over to join us. Now, I really dig what we have going right now. I'm not looking to be a girl's BFF or date right now, and so there's no texting throughout the week besides to coordinate when we see each other. When she joined us, she was wearing this very short, tight, light blue skirt, and a white tank top that showed her tummy and was a total turn-on for me while we were out. Again, she's this 21-year-old petite, maybe 5' tall, white chick with a great ass. I'm glad my first foray back into the sex world has been with a girl that doesn't require beer goggles to cover up.

Finally, the night was getting late, and this time we ended up going back to my place. Now, I don't always learn my lesson, but this time, I came PREPARED. When things got hot and heavy, and we made our way to my bed, I had a bottle of Astroglide lube sitting right on my night stand, waiting to protect my dick from a world of pain. I had also preemptively taken 4 ibuprofens before the car ride back to my place, and I was feeling relatively confident that this time would be better. Well, anything would be better than last time, right?! Fortunately, for this time, the answer to that question was YES.

Before we went to the bed together, I had gone to the bathroom and sufficiently pumped myself erect. And even right before we did the deed, I quickly went to the bathroom again to make sure that I was as pumped as possible. At this point, I was feeling some pain, but nothing bad. The true test was about to begin. I exited my bathroom fully nude and began to make out with her in my bed. Once her skirt and panties were off, I proudly held my Astroglide in my air, ready for its slippery effects to make my robo-member enter inside.

This time, I had not smoked any weed, but I noticed she vapes ALL the time. She also took some hits of weed throughout the night from her THC pen. It's what the kids do these days I guess. It's just another nicotine tool that masquerades as something more light and friendly than cigarettes. I definitely believe that the weed contributes to her dryness as some others mentioned here as well. You heard the term cottonmouth? It seems like a case of cottonpussy to me. But no matter, I at least had a lubricant aid with me.

I lube up, and enter inside her. No condom. Looking back on this, it's not smart- it's risky and without a ton of gain. I don't want an STD, and don't want a Mini-Me either. I think I'm just so afraid of the pain that I'm avoiding anything that might contribute to it, like a tight condom wrapped around my dick. But a tight condom wrapping around me is a better thought than the idea of her pissing positively on a pregnancy stick.

We started with missionary. Even with the lube, it wasn't easy. She's TIGHT. I'm talking, tight naturally, and then vise-grip pussy when I'm inside her. I wouldn't often say this, but I could have really have used a girl with a loose pussy for my first months post-op. Maybe post-a-few-pregnancies pussy. The pain started going up a notch. Eventually she starts moaning for me to go harder, and boy, I try. But it's difficult to go HARD when the harder you thrust, the more PAIN you feel. It's Pavlov conditioning in its finest, and my body was shying away from going too hard or fast. I grabbed her ass and tried going harder but you could imagine the grimace I had on my face, which fortunately she couldn't see with her eyes closed. Eventually, we went back to her favorite Energizer Bunny position with her being on top. I enjoy her being top, but that's when she's grinding. When she starts bouncing, that's when I begin praying for my life, and my dear ancestors to look down on me fondly. Not only is the pain immense, but the whole time I'm terrified that I slip out and she comes down STRAIGHT onto my dick. The whole time I'm gripping the sheets in pain, staring at my dick and doing everything I can to stay inside. Grabbing her hips, trying to keep her bunny hops closer to my hips, anything I can do. The last bunny hop of hers, and coincidentally towards the end of our sex, was when she slipped out and came down on my dick. NOPE! Was tapped out after that. And just like last time, I didn't cum this time either. I don't usually cum with hookups, or when I've drank too much alcohol. But no cumming this time is almost entirely because I was in too much pain to feel pleasure. Maybe if I was a masochist I would have been able to cum from all of that agony.

I went to the bathroom to compose myself, the pain hitting high levels as it did the last time, but maybe a tad less, and then came back out, still fully inflated. We start cuddling, and she starts grinding her ass into me, and clearly wants to go again. I'm sorry Energizer Bunny, but I lost my charge a while ago. Burnt out battery, only a triple AAA here. I called it a night for us, went to the bathroom to deflate, and immediately felt immense relief. Ahhhhhhh. It's like that feeling you have when you've been holding a piss for 6 hours after drinking 9 beers. Great, great relief. A better feeling than sex.

If I were to rate the last time we had sex as a 0, I would give this time a 3. Still not at a level I'd want it to be at all, but definitely enjoyable enough that I want to keep going at it. Luckily now it seems like I have a reliable practice partner. Though one day, I hope that I can give her bunny hops the bounce they deserve.

This is a beautiful story, write more when you can, unfortunately what you're going through is normal, we've all been through it, I'm 8 months old, from 6 months to today things have improved a lot, from 3 months onwards you'll notice real improvements, apart from ipubrofen we advise you to take Cialis, it helps to expand the tissues and make the prosthesis more comfortable, plus the tips in the glans hurt less, apart from making it swell better, I take 5 a day and 20 the day before fuck and 20 the day I have to fuck. It also helps with sensitivity, to the point that without cialis I hardly reached orgasm, then start taking cialis or viagra and the sensitivity was much better, I was often able to reach orgasm, I advise you to take cialis every day, it helps also in cycling

[ThailandBound]

I can so relate to the trauma that guy is feeling. The desire is strong. The dick is….getting there. At 10 weeks i was fucking my girl twice a day, suffering/loving those early experiences. I was mostly distracted from the novelty of the new bionic me (takeaway, there are some mental adjustments), the numbness in the scrotum and lower dick, and glans pain during penetration.

The WORST was in the cowgirl position when i’d slip out and she come down, blunt force, on my perpendicular dick. I laughed when he wrote about holding her hips to manage to blunt force trauma of her bucking.

8 months postop. It gets a LOT better, i promise!

[Lost Sheep]

I suggest laying off the cowgirl position for the time being. Doggy style gives the man much more control but still allows her to do some thrusting as well.

Condom use. Practice with masturbation to see how long it takes for that to get uncomfortable. How did she feel about not using a condom? Is she using birth control?