Bigdog4all wrote:Make you a list of questions and quiz your URO. Most of everything you read and watch is very accurate. The surgery.....piece of cake. The healing process, it is what it is. You might want to invest in one of those donut pillows for some comfort. Get you one of the small ice bags. Works better than frozen peas. NOW HERE IS MY ONE AND TRUTHFUL THING. Those pump / inflate / cycle videos are all BULLSHYT. It's not that damn simple or painless. The Pump / inflate / cycle is the worst. Especially, with that AMS 700 PUMP. That damn pump must be made of glass, stone, or hard azz plastic. I think the pump might even be made of wood. I'm at a little over 8 weeks and can't even fondle, touch, or rub that damn pump. The entire process was a good thing, but preparing to use this pup thing, I do have second thoughts.
Big Dog: I guess that was where I was smart. I skipped watching the videos.
And I’ve made some optimistic remarks before. Let me do it again. True story.
I had my LGX installed 12/31/19.
I would never have been mistaken for a porn star due to my dick. Don’t misunderstand me-it was a really good size. Women really liked it. It was big enough to be noticeable but not so big as to hurt or bang into the cervix constantly.
What I had was a set of bull balls. I was the guy in the locker room shower who got referred to as the dude with monster balls. Individually, each was about a grade A large hen’s egg.
Stuff two of those in a standard issue nutsack. Add post surgical swelling and soreness. Toss one of those AMS pumps in there. There’s not much room as it is and the pump decides it wants to ride too high.
Even if your pump feels like it’s made of wood (mine felt like a rock) keep squeezing it. Chances are even the slightest indentation in that pump, even too small to notice, is moving some fluid.
Four years and change in….I still don’t have a really flexible pump. My typical routine is about 35 squeezes where I feel the sides of the pump give way followed by 60 or so squeezes of the rock that I’m convinced are moving fluid and i attribute to my 60 degree angle.
The moral of the story is that different anatomies seem to cause some quirks in the way things work. My only advice is get-r-inflated and get her done.
Age 68. Physically fit educated red neck in Texas. Very married. 23 cm (18+5) of LGX installed by Dr. Bryan Kansas 12/31/2019. I fought the ED and my wife & I won. I’m either full of shit or sound advice. You decide which.