" Implantiversary" - A testimonial

[Journeyman]

messed up again and need to edit . I really need to start proofreading before clicking " submit "

[Witheringhog]

More positives of an implant...... You don't have to be aroused to have sex . You can " jump on the grenade " for a friend to free him up on a date . If you died in your sleep, your wife/ girlfriend can pump you up one last time and send you to heaven with a smile . You can cum and keep going . If lost in a dessert, you can pump up, cast a couple shadows and find true north. Your erection is adjustable for her comfort. The bulge when flaccid- I love it ....chic bait ( if single of course ), you can hang your towel off it to dry . There's so many uses for an implanted dick BESIDES SEX . It's like a Swiss army knife , a survival tool . Only your lack of imagination can limit you. I might get the Superman " S " tattooed on my shaft and nit that fucker a little cape ! .... of course I'm having some fun , hoping to elicit a laugh . Nothing but positive vibes in this post . Feel free to share any other uses you can think of for your implanted member. Can't wait to read it

Tie holder so you can button your shirt, hold up loose fitting pants. Make an entire brothel tap out. Bang a fat chick or a 100 year old grandma without issue. Grudge bang your wife after she has been a pain in the ass all day.

[Journeyman]

More positives of an implant...... You don't have to be aroused to have sex . You can " jump on the grenade " for a friend to free him up on a date . If you died in your sleep, your wife/ girlfriend can pump you up one last time and send you to heaven with a smile . You can cum and keep going . If lost in a dessert, you can pump up, cast a couple shadows and find true north. Your erection is adjustable for her comfort. The bulge when flaccid- I love it ....chic bait ( if single of course ), you can hang your towel off it to dry . There's so many uses for an implanted dick BESIDES SEX . It's like a Swiss army knife , a survival tool . Only your lack of imagination can limit you. I might get the Superman " S " tattooed on my shaft and nit that fucker a little cape ! .... of course I'm having some fun , hoping to elicit a laugh . Nothing but positive vibes in this post . Feel free to share any other uses you can think of for your implanted member. Can't wait to read it

Tie holder so you can button your shirt, hold up loose fitting pants. Make an entire brothel tap out. Bang a fat chick or a 100 year old grandma without issue. Grudge bang your wife after she has been a pain in the ass all day.

Nice additions Hog

[gandalfasfhaf]

More positives of an implant...... You don't have to be aroused to have sex . You can " jump on the grenade " for a friend to free him up on a date . If you died in your sleep, your wife/ girlfriend can pump you up one last time and send you to heaven with a smile . You can cum and keep going . If lost in a dessert, you can pump up, cast a couple shadows and find true north. Your erection is adjustable for her comfort. The bulge when flaccid- I love it ....chic bait ( if single of course ), you can hang your towel off it to dry . There's so many uses for an implanted dick BESIDES SEX . It's like a Swiss army knife , a survival tool . Only your lack of imagination can limit you. I might get the Superman " S " tattooed on my shaft and nit that fucker a little cape ! .... of course I'm having some fun , hoping to elicit a laugh . Nothing but positive vibes in this post . Feel free to share any other uses you can think of for your implanted member. Can't wait to read it

I'm curious does it hurt to keep going after you've busted a nut?

Cause I feel like I can't keep going after doing so (non implanted) I have to wait like at least 10 minutes to try anything if I'm that eager otherwise it kinda hurts/uncomfortable.

Does the implant just make it feel fine after you've came?

[Mazzio]

I've suffered ED all my life. I've also had long sexless periods. Pills dont work anymore and sex with injections is a struggle. But I will not go for implant. The major reason is that I live with a woman who does not care about sex. She is a good looking woman but has never been interested in sex or erotic movies etc.

The other reason is that in my country or neighbour countries implant is a minor thing. There are only couple of surgeons who install 0-5 implants in a year.

[Journeyman]

I'm curious does it hurt to keep going after you've busted a nut?

Cause I feel like I can't keep going after doing so (non implanted) I have to wait like at least 10 minutes to try anything if I'm that eager otherwise it kinda hurts/uncomfortable.

Does the implant just make it feel fine after you've came?[/quote]
No ..... you just kinda have to wait until the convulsions stop to get back to the hammering

[cbinspok]

Thanks Journeyman
We needed that, Tell us more of the difference a year makes on the physical aspect, changes that happen. The healing process.
Success stories are a huge plus
Thanks

[Journeyman]

Thanks Journeyman
We needed that, Tell us more of the difference a year makes on the physical aspect, changes that happen. The healing process.
Success stories are a huge plus
Thanks

The success story is I'm able to have sex again ! That's #1 . Just have to remind guys that the healing process is a marathon not a sprint . Don't get discouraged, be patient, don't measure your progress with others experiences. Some come out of the gate and everything is back to normal. For me it took time to reach orgasm consistently. Read my post titled, " It's starting to cum easily " for more info on that if interested

[Old Guy]

My implant is a success story for me. The ability to have sex anytime, no failures is the best ever. No more popping pills and waiting to see if it'll work this time. No more sticking a needle in my dick and hope I hit the right spot. No more scheduling when we are going to have sex. Four+ years and life/sex has been great.

[Journeyman]

More uses for an implanted dick not thought of ...... tie a string to it and make a bow drill to start a friction fire- got to work that hip thrust motion ( if you have some residual Peyronie's, like me , you'll be killing it ), use it as a fishing pole , line your putt up on the green , spit on it to see which way the wind is blowing, or better yet , have her spit on it and just blow it ! Use it as a toilet paper roll holder - gross but convenient. Entertain your wife with a puppet show before bed .... maybe it'll pay off .