Me & My Genesis Malleable

[easymoney]

Someone mentioned on here about doing a slight double bend when your trying to stow it. Bend it at the base like normal then mid way down give it a slight bend that would make the head less pronounced.

[ready2go]

Once is the surgery room and you are out like a light, these Drs can be really mean on the body, lol.
Just had my knee replace and watching this video reminded me that they can be rough with the body. I got a crooked scar down my knee!
Forgot which malleable, but 90 degrees does not cut it when it comes to stowing your 3rd leg away. Mine rubbed up against my pants and drove me crazy!
Not sure how I would interview my next Dr. when it comes time for revision.

Agfa13,
I recall you mentioning you used to have a Tactra. Ah, the classic Tactra complaint! Too rigid, like that friend who's always a bit too uptight!

i have the tactra .im 6 1/2 inches and concealing it isn't a problem with normal clothing. in the first 30 days the glans were sensitive to pressure from the tight boxer breifs i wear.
Now with cargo shorts i don't even think about it . but being on a hot tropical island . I spend a lot of time in swim trunks . With those its a bit noticeable . But not much . If I have been sitting in the water for a while, it tends to rise up a bit, so i give it a push down before i get out . i do sometimes ball up a small hand towel and put in the pocket next to were the head is leaning to, if I take a walk. Either way, its not drawing attention from anyone .[ if there are some good-looking pinay there, I might take out the towel if they want to take a look lol}
When it's bent down, it's not the same as when it's sticking straight out .so not as noticeable. but it pokes out a little .

[LastHope]

Hey thedriver,
How's the durability testing of your Coloplast Genesis malleable mallet going? It sounds like you're three months post-op now! I hope your recovery was without hiccups! If you don't mind, could you share a detailed quarterly report with us? I'd love to hear more about your durability testing progress!

[frank66665]

come on thedriver come on... share some of your nice hammered shots

[thedriver]

I have been super busy testing this MPP.
The durability testing has been great so far without any hiccups what so ever, the wifey has been doing her quality control analysis of it almost everyday, no signs of premature failure, the mallet is preforming at a 100%, the wifey brings it thru the (200 beats per minute torture test), (the fuck my pussy stamina test), she has also done the ( Lets see if it bends during a brutal anal session),,,,,,,,, She won't ask for that again anytime soon),,,, LOL...
In all reality it is fantastic not to worry about a failure each time we have some fun, it's always ready to go, zero pain, not much diff, in the size from the IPP's.
She loves to lay out in front of me with her legs spread wide teasing and playing with herself asking and begging for me to give her a good hard slamming whenever I please.
Here is my quote for the year.
HAPPY WIFE = HAPPY LIFE......

[thedriver]

And here's the mallet when she is all done with it,,, still standing proud and ready to go to war at a drop of the hat.

[frank66665]

great thedriver
we are here to have fun, not just to talk about all the problems of the systems, everyone would like a little wife like yours, now you have a hammer to be able to have fun, after all the suffering you have been through, you and your wife deserve it, keep posting , you and your wife are a legend

[cbinspok]

Wow Thedriver
That is a great testimony and im sooo jealous!
Keep us in the loop with more carpentry stories.

[Rooster40]

Here's the story.
Started this IPP implant journey 4 years ago, within 4 weeks, first failure due to tubes coming apart at coupling while trying to cycle, 2nd failure due to cylinder backing out thru internal stitch's in the 2nd month, 3rd failure due to weak spot in cylinder within that year, 4th failure just this last month in January due to another leak at the hose down near the pump.
This time when I traveled all the way down for my appointment I was beside myself on what to do.
I decided after many questions on here, and thru other info, I had decided to go with the malleable.
My surgeon was actually supportive of the decision of doing a malleable for me this time, which he wasn't before, yes he pushed the IPP, plain and simple in my eye's, I get it, more failures plus more surgeries = more money,,, but, just my opinion.
I was concerned of course about length and girth loss, the surgeon told me he would only short me by 1cm, going from a 24cm to a 23cm and the girth would be what I had with the Titan IPP if not a little bit more as long as there was room for the 13mm MPP implants, I didn't really believe him about that subject just then, but didn't care, I just wanted this nightmare over and to have something reliable that wasn't going to put me on the cutting table every 6 months or every year.
He told me that erosion would be very unlikely simply for that fact that I have had the IPP installed, stretched out, and formed a good capsule area for the MPP, it is in my surgeons words a simpler, quicker, easier, faster healing, safer, and more reliable implant with lesser chance of infection from surgery, if he would have given me this speech the first time I seen him, I probably wouldn't be here typing this, I would have taken this route right away.
I took a shower yesterday and took pic's of it unwrapped, I will post them here as soon as I can reduce the pic size for the web site limits.
I now have a Genesis 23cm - 13mm malleable installed, not sure how it will all turn out, but,,,, (AND THIS IS BIG BUT) --- (I have piece of mind) that it is not going to be another Titanic leaker. AT THIS POINT i WOULD HAVE BEEN TO AFRAID TO EVEN USE THE TITAN, it would have been in the back of my mind every time I pumped it up.
I know there isn't alot of info, here on malleable implants, so
Any and all questions are welcome, I will try and answer all of them as accurately as possible.
I'm only on day number 5 with it, no pain med's since day 3, and right now there is 0 pain related to this implant.
Everything looks straight, even, very very girthy, with my 7 inchs hanging out there nicely, also no dog ears, and don't have the pointing uncomfortable tips protruding into my gland area, everything there is rounded off and comfortable so far.
Fingers crossed of course.....
In closing, really think about what might possibly go wrong, not only with the implant, but other parts of your life that can be affected by an implant going wrong.

Any and all questions are welcome

What caused all the failed ipp?

[LastHope]

Glad to hear that! You're a lucky man, thedriver. Damn, that looks like the barrel of an M230 cannon!