Nocturne wrote:I have a funny story to tell about this.
I first heard of implant surgery back in the early 90s, when I was in college. I was working in the student union breaking down a stockroom or something with my a few of the other young guys, my manager, and this older guy whose position I never learned (never saw him again). I'd guess he was in his 60s.
The guy would not stop talking about his implant. No idea how long he had had it, but he kept telling us how he could now "fuck [his] wife for an hour", and admonished us all, "Never deny your wife!" He was a crazy old coot.
The manager kept laughing nervously as the guy clearly made him uncomfortable with his talk, but for some reason he never told him to stop. And God bless the old guy. When my own troubles started, I remembered his words and realized that as bad as things could get, there was always some hope.
This reminds me of an Army mess sergeant I and my young fellow recruits had the misfortune to encounter on KP. He was possibly the most repulsive looking, smelling, and acting man any of us had ever met, and he went on endlessly about his vasectomy and all the women he was now able to "satisfy" without risk. I don't know how many vision-impaired, hearing-impaired and olfactory-impaired women he knew, but according to him they were just falling all over him. It's a strange world out there.