Bionic sayings, musings, and thoughts by Dick Van Pecker

[Xomanow]

They told me not to be so cocksure....after 25 pumps, I am
Banging on all cylinders takes on a hole new meaning
Now I can have sex whenever I want.....I am so pumped!
I can now rise to the occasion.....more than occasionally
If at first you don't succeed,....squeeze squeese again
I pump, therefore I expand
A limp dick gathers no pussy
Before you ask for a beer can cock, try wrapping your lips around a Diet Coke
The measure of a man is not based on his faith, but on the length of his cylinders and rte's
I pumped, I came, I fell asleep
One if by glans, two if there's buggery
Never pull off today who can do tomorrow
If your dick cannot stand at attention, you need bionic intervention
She never met a glans she didn't like
A man who doesn't pump enough fights a holey war
A woman who discovers your pump, is between your cock and a hard place
Walk softly but carry a stiff dick
You only live once.....but if you're upright, once is not enough

All men with the blight of ED
it's best that you listen to me
there's no cure in a tonic
so you best go bionic
and have a great fucking spree

[jonbaldbg]

You are a poet. You could earn a living at that.