How do I use this to meet women?

[tomas1]

Richard, I enjoy hearing about your journey and future aspirations.
Your post about meeting women and the screen name, Frog, made me think of when I was out in the desert last year We had finally got enough rain to fill a normally dry lake.
You wouldn't believe all the frogs (and maybe toads) looking for, and probably finding, sex. It was quite a sight and they really had to work fast lol.
By the way, I'm originally from Baltimore (Hampden), but have been out of there since 1965.

[RichardTheFrog]

Richard, I enjoy hearing about your journey and future aspirations.
Your post about meeting women and the screen name, Frog, made me think of when I was out in the desert last year We had finally got enough rain to fill a normally dry lake.
You wouldn't believe all the frogs (and maybe toads) looking for, and probably finding, sex. It was quite a sight and they really had to work fast lol.
By the way, I'm originally from Baltimore (Hampden), but have been out of there since 1965.

I'll win them over first with my personality.

I'll subtly throw in the "bionic dick" somewhere in there. Lol.

[GaryP!]

I would just say, "You've heard of that 60 minute man? Well here I am."

Of course she may not believe you and think you are just BSing her to get laid. In which case you can tell her; Look, since I am so long lasting I usually charge $5.00. However, for you, If I don't last the full 60 minutes I'll give you double your money back!

[oldgoat]

They probably would in your age group.
But the older ladies would love the opportunity.

[RichardTheFrog]

They probably would in your age group.
But the older ladies would love the opportunity.

I've gotten drunk and started talking about it and some young girls found it interesting.

I'm talking to a girl right now who doesn't think it's weird.

[alibaba]

Just don't get drunk and start wagging a new plasticized dick at them or you will be arrested instead of laid!

Win them over with a decent personality. Be a good person. If they are the same they will follow you to your dick. It is just like smart people think with their brain and not your dick. Use the proper end first.

Keep healing!

[RichardTheFrog]

Just don't get drunk and start wagging a new plasticized dick at them or you will be arrested instead of laid!

Win them over with a decent personality. Be a good person. If they are the same they will follow you to your dick. It is just like smart people think with their brain and not your dick. Use the proper end first.

Keep healing!

How about this pickup line...

" *belch* Hey guess what? I just got a bionic dick put in! "

[alibaba]

Wouldn't suggest it. I can tell you that even though most can't get their freakin face out of their phone long enough to see if you combed your hair, women do like a gentleman. I still open the door for my wife 34 years later. I often get comments from young gals who say they wish someone would do that for them. Some want to be divas and you don't want to even go there. Some fall in love with the idea you care enough to do it.

[TANGERINE]

check out my post regarding:

"High Tech Condom Ring Measures Boink Performance: bionic males win the metrics"
Post by TANGERINE

Here is my thinking:

step 1: generate some really impressive metrics on the i-condom ring web site
step 2: somehow work this into your Bumble account or Tinder account
step 3: when a girl states those numbers have to be bogus, you can state, "oh yea, I have a sexual secret !"

And then let the love making begin

from , the TANGERINE

PS: Bros, why hasn't someone commented on that high tech condom ring thing ... I think it could be a big boom to use bionics ??

[RichardTheFrog]

check out my post regarding:

"High Tech Condom Ring Measures Boink Performance: bionic males win the metrics"
Post by TANGERINE

Here is my thinking:

step 1: generate some really impressive metrics on the i-condom ring web site
step 2: somehow work this into your Bumble account or Tinder account
step 3: when a girl states those numbers have to be bogus, you can state, "oh yea, I have a sexual secret !"

And then let the love making begin

from , the TANGERINE

PS: Bros, why hasn't someone commented on that high tech condom ring thing ... I think it could be a big boom to use bionics ??

I don't understand what it is.

It's a special electronic condom? Where do I buy one? Can you send a link?