peeing with an erection

[shooter1000]

I had forgotten that part until I read this post. I took a one gallon plastic milk and cut a hole in the side. I held the handle and peed in it then poured it out in the toilet at home. I cut the corner out of another bottle to make device that I could fit in a coat pocket and I would use it in front of me (pressed against the toilet seat) to shield the stream and turn it to drain into the toilet. Both devices worked great until I could start completely deflating. Scissors, some plastic bottles and a little imagination

[BustedBob]

I was peeing into a jug for four weeks post op because of the erection, I’m Still struggling a little with my aim.

[calixtus]

This is the hardest thing I'm going to admit on this forum. When I'm fully pumped at night, which is how I sleep, I SIT during the one or two nocturnal trips to the bathroom. It feels totally alien... and a bit like I'm skirting on thin ice with respect to my man card getting revoked. I do recall awhile back a women's movement "aimed" at getting guys to sit to pee. It didn't gain much traction. I actually find I can empty my bladder more thoroughly in this totally relaxed position. My ability to increase the velocity of my urine stream disappeared long ago. Now I have to completely let gravity do the job. Sure do miss being able to blast up a good frothy head in the toilet. Youth had so many fun perks I didn't even notice until they were gone!

Re. last sentence, that is life all around. Joni Mitchell: You don’t know what you have till it’s gone. G.B. Shaw: Youth is wasted on the young.
Calixtus: A bionic dick is a great fun perk at any age. So fcuk, enjoy!

[Donnie1954]

"An erect dick is a good dick"
J.

[DonDon]

I agree, I forgot how hard it was back then. Like others i did the sitting/bend at the waist trick. Also I let go in the shower and didn't care where it went. Even today, 4 mo out, I have to remember not to pee while pumped up. Otherwise, I like the cut bottle trick. My doctor swore that he hadn't left me pumped up. But I noticed how hard it was as soon as I was out of the hospital. It was definitely 50% or more. I have to be careful not to over pump because it cuts off some circulation and the glans goes cold from no blood. I can sleep with about 50%-60% pumped, but any more and things start to lose circulation and feel some discomfort. I guess that is just how my arteries run ?? For sex I pump it all the way and relax it a little afterward.

[calixtus]

I had to stand and pee into a tall cup. That got the most flow and prevented urine flying into random directions due to swelling in urethra. In extremis pee in a shower enclosure and then rince it down.

[ocitgo]

"has anyone tried the external catheters for men?
anyone find any other solutions for this?"

I use coloplast speedicath size 16 daily.

[Donnie1954]

When I pull out my dick to piss at a urinal, it looks like I have an erection. I love it. If a guy sees it, I just shake it and smile.
Donnie

[sliphill]

Jeeze, I forgot about this too. I just took the spread em position against the wall, you know, like a cop frisking you. Lean over the toilet, feet spread, hands up against the wall. Worked great!

[ThePlumber1964]

Sliphill, that is a perfect description, man!