How to get a 12 inch penis.(jk)

[newtoed]

I figured out a non-surgical, drug-free method to make my dick 12 inches long.

I folded it in two.

[dg_moore]

A man walks into a bar and sees his friend sitting beside a one-foot-tall pianist. He says to his friend, "That's amazing. Where did he come from?"

The man pulls out a bottle and tells him to rub it and make a wish. He rubs the bottle, and a puff of smoke pops out and tells him that he can have one wish. So the man thinks and says, "I wish I had a million bucks."

The genie says, "OK, go outside, and your wish will be granted."

The man goes outside, but all he finds are ducks filling the sky and roads. He goes back in and tells his friend what happened, and his friend replies, "I know. Did you really think I wanted a 12-inch pianist?"

[Larry10625]

I figured out a non-surgical, drug-free method to make my dick 12 inches long.

I folded it in two.