My Pump Quacks Like a Duck Call

[Bailey]

No noise at all with my pump. I do feel a short click when the valve opens up for inflation. I also feel a light vibration for about 4 seconds when pushing the deflation button.

[gercoa]

My doctor actually told me that my pump is going to make noise. I'm not so worried about it.

[Lost Sheep]

WTF, now I am a very playful guy and have no issues about telling my partners that I have a Robo Cock and not to be concerned about me squeezing my nuts. However, it is now making a very loud noise when I pump. It sounds like a friggen duck call! My partner has all kinds of dryness issues and has zero libido. Still, she wanted to try again after seeing her gyno and getting some special pussy pills that had to be inserted 30 minutes before sex. Needless to say she is a little apprehensive since heretofore we have yet to get my cock in her very far without mood breaking pain.

So after a lengthy massage, GOD does she have a HOT body;) she told me about her gyno appointment and that she had already done the prep work. I immediately strip down and start pumping only to hear duck noise with each pump. She busted a gut laughing and I being highly motivated at the time, didn't care but, if it's got to make a noise I would rather hear it MEOW with each pump! LOL

Is noise common and does it go away? I have an old Titan pump.

Better than fart sounds.

After you two got started (assuming she DID stop laughing and the jocularity did not kill her mood), did she care any more about the quacking? Tell us this story ends as a success story, please.

[Gt1956]

I've been waiting for the obvious answer to get posted. At a very low joke level you guys are disappointing me.

It's calling the V! Thus not a duck call but rather a V call. Geez.

I can see this. Guy is slowly pumping. Squeek "here V, V, V". She sets her wings & circles in for a perfect landing.

[andrew1959nj]

After you two got started (assuming she DID stop laughing and the jocularity did not kill her mood), did she care any more about the quacking? Tell us this story ends as a success story, please.

We did put it to good use and there was a very happy ending;)

[TANGERINE]

mine is as quiet as a church mouse if i pump slow

if I pump in a manner that the tubes are not stretched, then I hear something. It is rather subtle though.

(Titan 22cm Touch)