Dating with a penile implant

[LuisFernandez]

Guys I am again single with a new penile implant. I am of average size erect 6” girth 5”+

My wife left me and I am petrified and very depressed. I am trying to stay positive.

What is it like dating with an implant and is my size ok?

Thx pq

Bro, that's a blessing in disguise. Women are a dime a dozen, specially the bad ones. Go get you the implant, get jacked, and learn how to do online dating and cold approach.

Better yet, try out injections - they're amazing.

Your size is perfectly fine, just don't lose any by picking a shitty surgeon.

Also go watch some porn by Ramon Nomar. He has an implant. Does he look like he gives a fuck? No, so you shouldn't either.

[Lost Sheep]

I disagree with LuisFernandez advice. All of it is true, I recognize. But I just disagree.

Women who are a dime a dozen are not worth your time or effort (or risk of getting yourself or your penis into someplace you don't want to be.)

Take your new penis to where nice women are (or dating site where nice women are). One good place (I am told) to pick up women is in the produce department of a grocery store. Find a candidate woman (without a ring on her left hand) and ask advice about ripeness of a tomato or something. If she is receptive, she may offer to help you cook it for dinner.

Now if all you want to do is take your brand-new implant out for a test drive on as many curvy roads as you can find, maybe it is best to stick with the cheaper women until you get that out of your system. Good luck. Use a condom. Be prepared to experience Br'er Rabbit's difficulties with the tar baby.


Caveat: Do not slam me for the racial connotations of referencing a racially controversial story. In its original context, it was a metaphor for a sticky situation that got worse the more one tangled with it.

[Gt1956]

LS, the better saying is now "don't stick your dick in crazy". I've had friends do it. They are never worth the pain.

[LuisFernandez]

I generally agree with LS. You see with abundance comes choice. So, you don't have to date or go out with crazy girls.
And yes, i second to use protection all the time.

[indusvalley]

Lostsheep is correct, trust him over other inexperienced younger folks. I used his advice and it worked. I met a girl and I told her months into our text conversation that I have an implant, she was curious but receptive. She likes me, a man, and that's very important to her. I am confident in myself but not arrogant. The point is that women marry a man, a dick is just attached to the body. If any woman is not receptive, move on. I haven't given my implant a try and cannot use it without getting married first due to religious reasons, but the girl I am talking to is receptive to the idea of me having an implant and it is not a problem for her.

[ViaSwiss]

LS, the better saying is now "don't stick your dick in crazy". I've had friends do it. They are never worth the pain.

Agreed, and there are levels to "crazy". The worst crazy ones are the ones that are able to hide it. Always protect yourself!

[irishguy]

I’m fairness Indusvalley you are talking about advice given to you but your situation and culture is different to the vast majority of people on here that are not dealing with the type of women you are dealing with. We are are not dealing with virgins(because they want to save themselves for marriage) Women now before 40 have so many notch counts most can’t even remember how many men they have slept with!! And if the older men think this is not true then ask any of the guys under 40 living in the western world that question!!