Find out your Penis Name
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Hartbraker
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Re: Find out your Penis Name
David_R wrote:Re: man stick.
It's better than "man noodle," right?
Yeah a stick is much better than a noodle. Wish it were more of a branch but a stick it is...
Prostate cancer at the age of 45, robotic prostatectomy resulting in ED. Used BiMix injections after unsuccessful attempts with TriMix. Implanted with Titan Coloplast on Jan 17, 2022.
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Lost Sheep
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Re: Find out your Penis Name
Hartbraker wrote:David_R wrote:Re: man stick.
It's better than "man noodle," right?
Yeah a stick is much better than a noodle. Wish it were more of a branch but a stick it is...
Trunk.
Lost Sheep
AMS LGX 18+3 Nov 6, 2017
Prostate Cancer 2023
READ OLD THREADS-ask better questions -better understand answers
Be part of your medical team
Document pre-op size-photos and written records
Pre-op VED therapy helps. Post-op is another matter
AMS LGX 18+3 Nov 6, 2017
Prostate Cancer 2023
READ OLD THREADS-ask better questions -better understand answers
Be part of your medical team
Document pre-op size-photos and written records
Pre-op VED therapy helps. Post-op is another matter
Re: Find out your Penis Name
Purple Destroyer
Im good w that! Pretty accurate boys!!
Im good w that! Pretty accurate boys!!
Re: Find out your Penis Name
Monster Sword.
If only.
If only.
71, Boise area, Married
ED from type 2 diabetes and PCa radiation.
AMS LGX surgery 6/5/18 with Edward Karpman in Silicon Valley, 18cm+3RTE
ED from type 2 diabetes and PCa radiation.
AMS LGX surgery 6/5/18 with Edward Karpman in Silicon Valley, 18cm+3RTE
Re: Find out your Penis Name
Girthy Sausage 
She does like to smoke it on occasion
She does like to smoke it on occasionIPP on 6/22/2018 by Dr. Perito, Miami, FL.
22cm Coloplast Titan, 2 RTE
Testosterone therapy
Cancer free eight years, married fifty one years, wonderful sex life
22cm Coloplast Titan, 2 RTE
Testosterone therapy
Cancer free eight years, married fifty one years, wonderful sex life
Re: Find out your Penis Name
E. S. equates to "pleasure meat". However, my wife's named it (pre-op) 'Timmy'. (aside: I apologize to all you Tim's and Timmy's out there) When I told the mentor I met on FT, he chuckled and told me to just wait. He had had an implant several years before me. Post-op, I shared pics with him...he now refers to my penis as 'Big Tim' or BT when we text.
77; ED at 50. Fired by 1st doc (Szobota - VA Uro) too many q's & contact w/ Coloplast rep. New doc: Ellen (VA Uro) implanted 11/8/18. 22cm Titan + 2cm RTEs; moron docs, product rep, intake/ dischg nurses! NEVER again! L- 6.75"; G- 5.5" oval.
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jisherwood
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Re: Find out your Penis Name
OTIS.... Because when I was in college the girls first comment when I drop my pants was O' This is going to hurt
64yrs, nerve sparring surgery Dec'17, neobladder with prostate removal because of bladder cancer, gave up on trimix, became bionic with AMS 700 CX June 2019. 
Re: Find out your Penis Name
My penis is named "love sausage"...I wish it were "hard salami"...
Married 50+ years, 75, ED for 10 years.
Dr Mark Allen, Plano, TX. Surgery at Baylor, Scott and White Frisco, TX. AMS 700 CX MS, 24 cm + 2 cm RTEs x 2.4 cm tubes, 100 ml reservoir.
4 grandkids (son 25, daughter 23, son 21, daughter 7).
Dr Mark Allen, Plano, TX. Surgery at Baylor, Scott and White Frisco, TX. AMS 700 CX MS, 24 cm + 2 cm RTEs x 2.4 cm tubes, 100 ml reservoir.
4 grandkids (son 25, daughter 23, son 21, daughter 7).
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