Dating with penile implant

[Bushpig]

Some of my 'tips' on pumping before sex.

1/ At some point before you hit the sack there will be a time when you or she leaves whatever room you in for toilet, get another drink, a snack ect - during this time you can get a few pumps in.
2/ Drink lots of water so there is a need to go to the toilet. When pissing, piss directly into the water of the toilet to create natural a sound of water while you are pumping at the same time to hide the 'duck squeak'.
3/ During the time and noise of the toilet flushing you can pump up.
4/ Run the water and pump up again just before washing your hands.
5/ Have your shirt out of your pants or wear a baggy shirt to conseal the 'Bone' before you do the above and turn the lights down low
* During this sequence of events I have enough time to be fully pumped for action.
6/ When you get into bed be proactive and focus on her body straight away - she is on her back and i am beside her but on my tummy so that she cant get early access to the 'bone'
7/ By the time you change positions youve bought yourself enough time to justify your 'bone hardness'
8/ After that protect your nuts by telling her that they are sensitive from an injury and allow her to go down on you while holding/shielding your nuts.
9/ Keep her time down there brief and spend more time down on her then fuck the daylights out of her.
I did that for 12 months before coming clean and telling her.

[Lost Sheep]

(edited for focus)
I did that for 12 months before coming clean and telling her.

So, that begs two questions:

What the dialogue between you when you told her? (If you cannot reconstruct a script, just tell us, how did you open the discussion and how did it go; did she have a lot of questions, had she figured it out on her own already, stuff like that.)

What was her attitude at the revelation and afterwards (expanding on the dialogue question and focusing more on if her attitude changed with the knowledge.)

Of course, this is not "Tips on concealing an implant for dating" so much as "Tips of how to conduct the 'Big Reveal' of your implant after dating (and sex)" Or, maybe how to conduct the "Reveal" before sex if one were so inclined.