It’s done - 40 y/o implanted 18 August 2023, Germany, Titan

[tooyoung]

What exactly is your mission here? You’re only ranting against implants. This is the only content you post. What’s the point? Everyone knows they will break. Accept it or not. If not, don’t get an implant.

What is your own experience of having an implant? How many years do you have your implant already?

This looks like a clear case of forum-bias btw..

My mission is to warn penile implant candidates that reality doesn't align with beneficiaries' claims so that they better be prepared for it....maybe you are mentally prepared while others are not at ease with living finger crossed on daily basis...others might benefit from having a mpp...others have to arrange finances for very possible near revisions...others might be devasted when their expectations are not met.... Also it's an effort to force companies not to trade with our dicks as they do..for instance coloplast won't fix its' shitty tubings unless their propaganda takes a hit...I think the objective is clear...no improvement could ever come from arselicking.

And tell me how me having an implant is relevant to the discussion??? Very superficial...

Also I don't adopt the false dichotomy of “either implants are great so we should get one” or “they’re crap so we shouldn’t.” There’s a third option: the implant industry needs serious reform—and a candidate still needs to get implanted....again you persuming any attempt of appraisal is a form of this false dichotomy is again very superficial.

Ok. Interesting.

So you don’t have any experience with having an implant yourself (at least that’s what I read between the lines in your post). And it seems you don’t have interest in getting one.

So what is your motivation to come to this board and only rant against implants and spam this in every thread? Honest question.

It’s a very evident behavior and a clear pattern in your posts.

People are aware that the devices can and will break. And there are many who accept this. Including myself. The past two years were the best in my life. And yes, it gives you super power. If you never experienced this yourself, you are not able to join the implant discussion.

Again. If it breaks today, I won’t regret it a bit.

Seems you didn't understand my last paragraph....getting an implant is not a choice rather it's a must...you can't agrue with your cardiologist that you won't have a heart valve replacement if you ever needed one..appraising current heart valves in the market is another matter...hope you understand and stop spilling superficial fog.

[daddel]

My mission is to warn penile implant candidates that reality doesn't align with beneficiaries' claims so that they better be prepared for it....maybe you are mentally prepared while others are not at ease with living finger crossed on daily basis...others might benefit from having a mpp...others have to arrange finances for very possible near revisions...others might be devasted when their expectations are not met.... Also it's an effort to force companies not to trade with our dicks as they do..for instance coloplast won't fix its' shitty tubings unless their propaganda takes a hit...I think the objective is clear...no improvement could ever come from arselicking.

And tell me how me having an implant is relevant to the discussion??? Very superficial...

Also I don't adopt the false dichotomy of “either implants are great so we should get one” or “they’re crap so we shouldn’t.” There’s a third option: the implant industry needs serious reform—and a candidate still needs to get implanted....again you persuming any attempt of appraisal is a form of this false dichotomy is again very superficial.

Ok. Interesting.

So you don’t have any experience with having an implant yourself (at least that’s what I read between the lines in your post). And it seems you don’t have interest in getting one.

So what is your motivation to come to this board and only rant against implants and spam this in every thread? Honest question.

It’s a very evident behavior and a clear pattern in your posts.

People are aware that the devices can and will break. And there are many who accept this. Including myself. The past two years were the best in my life. And yes, it gives you super power. If you never experienced this yourself, you are not able to join the implant discussion.

Again. If it breaks today, I won’t regret it a bit.

Seems you didn't understand my last paragraph....getting an implant is not a choice rather it's a must...you can't agrue with your cardiologist that you won't have a heart valve replacement if you ever needed one..appraising current heart valves in the market is another matter...hope you understand and stop spilling superficial fog.

What fog? You don’t even have the experience with an implant but want to join this discussion? You’re spreading negativity by only focussing on the downsides and by exaggerating it.

How old are you?

Again, everyone knows they will break. Everyone knows and wants improvements. It’s not new. But the positive sides should be focused on as well. Yes. I should have it done sooner. I was thinking too much for years and lost these years.

Enough useless spam. Please stay out of my thread from now on. Thank you.

[tooyoung]

Ok. Interesting.

So you don’t have any experience with having an implant yourself (at least that’s what I read between the lines in your post). And it seems you don’t have interest in getting one.

So what is your motivation to come to this board and only rant against implants and spam this in every thread? Honest question.

It’s a very evident behavior and a clear pattern in your posts.

People are aware that the devices can and will break. And there are many who accept this. Including myself. The past two years were the best in my life. And yes, it gives you super power. If you never experienced this yourself, you are not able to join the implant discussion.

Again. If it breaks today, I won’t regret it a bit.

Seems you didn't understand my last paragraph....getting an implant is not a choice rather it's a must...you can't agrue with your cardiologist that you won't have a heart valve replacement if you ever needed one..appraising current heart valves in the market is another matter...hope you understand and stop spilling superficial fog.

What fog? You don’t even have the experience with an implant but want to join this discussion? You’re spreading negativity by only focussing on the downsides and by exaggerating it.

How old are you?

Again, everyone knows they will break. Everyone knows and wants improvements. It’s not new. But the positive sides should be focused on as well. Yes. I should have it done sooner. I was thinking too much for years and lost these years.

Enough useless spam. Please stay out of my thread from now on. Thank you.

Again how me having an implant is relevant to the discussion ? Can't you see the fog you are creating ? My statements are neutral...neither denying the fact the we must get implants nor turning a blind eye to huge problems for better sleeing at night.

I'm 27.

No I'm not spaming..and this is not your house I write where I want...You see...there's a reply button for a reason..also me conversing with you is ironically not for the sake of you but for the sake of others who might benefit from critical appraisal.

[daddel]

Seems you didn't understand my last paragraph....getting an implant is not a choice rather it's a must...you can't agrue with your cardiologist that you won't have a heart valve replacement if you ever needed one..appraising current heart valves in the market is another matter...hope you understand and stop spilling superficial fog.

What fog? You don’t even have the experience with an implant but want to join this discussion? You’re spreading negativity by only focussing on the downsides and by exaggerating it.

How old are you?

Again, everyone knows they will break. Everyone knows and wants improvements. It’s not new. But the positive sides should be focused on as well. Yes. I should have it done sooner. I was thinking too much for years and lost these years.

Enough useless spam. Please stay out of my thread from now on. Thank you.

Again how me having an implant is relevant to the discussion ? Can't you see the fog you are creating ? My statements are neutral...neither denying the fact the we must get implants nor turning a blind eye to huge problems for better sleeing at night.

I'm 27.

No I'm not spaming..and this is not your house I write where I want...You see...there's a reply button for a reason..also me conversing with you is ironically not for the sake of you but for the sake of others who might benefit from critical appraisal.

27. ok, now I get it Thanks for confirming.

Your statements are exactly the opposite of neutral. Who’s paying you?

[tooyoung]

What fog? You don’t even have the experience with an implant but want to join this discussion? You’re spreading negativity by only focussing on the downsides and by exaggerating it.

How old are you?

Again, everyone knows they will break. Everyone knows and wants improvements. It’s not new. But the positive sides should be focused on as well. Yes. I should have it done sooner. I was thinking too much for years and lost these years.

Enough useless spam. Please stay out of my thread from now on. Thank you.

Again how me having an implant is relevant to the discussion ? Can't you see the fog you are creating ? My statements are neutral...neither denying the fact the we must get implants nor turning a blind eye to huge problems for better sleeing at night.

I'm 27.

No I'm not spaming..and this is not your house I write where I want...You see...there's a reply button for a reason..also me conversing with you is ironically not for the sake of you but for the sake of others who might benefit from critical appraisal.

27. ok, now I get it Thanks for confirming.

Your statements are exactly the opposite of neutral. Who’s paying you?

What's wrong with 27 and what did you get ?

Ok I lied..I'm a retired 84 y/o married to my beautiful menopausal beautiful bride for 60 years....we got great grand kids..I was implanted 2 months ago and going strong....Implant is the best thing I ever did to myself..I love my new toy...and best thing I never get to cum...even if I got a failure I would probably be dead by then or medicare will cover it..my advice to young folks trust your surgeon and I'm a live example of implant longevity.

Who's paying me ? I'm paid by Coloplast and Boston scientific.

[Kodixx]

tooyoung, you and I have had our share of disagreements in this forum. But I have to admit, coming from you, that was funny

- Chuck

Ok I lied..I'm a retired 84 y/o married to my beautiful menopausal beautiful bride for 60 years....we got great grand kids..I was implanted 2 months ago and going strong....Implant is the best thing I ever did to myself..I love my new toy...and best thing I never get to cum...even if I got a failure I would probably be dead by then or medicare will cover it..my advice to young folks trust your surgeon and I'm a live example of implant longevity.

Who's paying me ? I'm paid by Coloplast and Boston scientific.

[tooyoung]

tooyoung, you and I have had our share of disagreements in this forum. But I have to admit, coming from you, that was funny

- Chuck

Ok I lied..I'm a retired 84 y/o married to my beautiful menopausal beautiful bride for 60 years....we got great grand kids..I was implanted 2 months ago and going strong....Implant is the best thing I ever did to myself..I love my new toy...and best thing I never get to cum...even if I got a failure I would probably be dead by then or medicare will cover it..my advice to young folks trust your surgeon and I'm a live example of implant longevity.

Who's paying me ? I'm paid by Coloplast and Boston scientific.

Thank you man I'm glad it made you smile...actually it was inspired by the actual trolls here on this site

[fucked0ne]

tooyoung, you and I have had our share of disagreements in this forum. But I have to admit, coming from you, that was funny

- Chuck

Ok I lied..I'm a retired 84 y/o married to my beautiful menopausal beautiful bride for 60 years....we got great grand kids..I was implanted 2 months ago and going strong....Implant is the best thing I ever did to myself..I love my new toy...and best thing I never get to cum...even if I got a failure I would probably be dead by then or medicare will cover it..my advice to young folks trust your surgeon and I'm a live example of implant longevity.

Who's paying me ? I'm paid by Coloplast and Boston scientific.

Thank you man I'm glad it made you smile...actually it was inspired by the actual trolls here on this site

That was funny

But if you’re on an implant board, Tooyoung, obviously you must be having some problems with sexual function and possibly considering either an IPP or a malleable. Otherwise, you would be on the Trimix board warning people about scarring/fibrosis, right?

In my case, I didn’t have a choice; all erectile function crapped out on me after a bacterial Infection (always make sure supplements are third-party tested!). I received an implant, not begrudgingly, but complacently out of necessity. I am well aware of the potential inconveniences but, like I said, I didn’t have a choice. I must imagine the same goes for everyone else here, whose discourse should really be interpreted as people trying to make the best of a compromising situation by looking at the brighter side. I agree that that kind of optimism can come off as misleading when the circumstance is viewed objectively, but there really do seem to be a number of guys here with good results who are enjoying their implants (dan_bionic, Rodsmen, etc.), and I do think there is something to be said about that, especially after years of dead erections.

But, you know, after looking around this board for a while, I think the actual lifespan for an IPP is five to six years. I’m actually okay with that.

[daddel]

tooyoung, you and I have had our share of disagreements in this forum. But I have to admit, coming from you, that was funny

- Chuck

Thank you man I'm glad it made you smile...actually it was inspired by the actual trolls here on this site

That was funny

But if you’re on an implant board, Tooyoung, obviously you must be haven’t some problems with sexual function and possibly considering either an IPP or a malleable. Otherwise, you would be on the Trimix board warning people about scarring/fibrosis, right?

In my case, I didn’t have a choice; all erectile function crapped out on me after a bacterial Infection (always make sure supplements are third-party tested!). I received an implant, not begrudgingly, but complacently out of necessity. I am well aware of the potential inconveniences but, like I said, I didn’t have a choice. I must imagine the same goes for everyone else here, whose discourse should really be interpreted as people trying to make the best of a compromising situation by looking at the brighter side. I agree that that kind of optimism can come off as misleading when the circumstance is viewed objectively, but there really do seem to be a number of guys here with good results who are enjoying their implants (dan_bionic, Rodsmen, etc.), and I do think there is something to be said about that, especially after years of dead erections.

But, you know, after looking around this board for a while, I think the actual lifespan for an IPP is five to six years. I’m actually okay with that.

Mate, don’t waste chalk. This tooyoung is a fake profile, a spammer profile. He’s busted now.

[tooyoung]

tooyoung, you and I have had our share of disagreements in this forum. But I have to admit, coming from you, that was funny

- Chuck

Thank you man I'm glad it made you smile...actually it was inspired by the actual trolls here on this site

That was funny

But if you’re on an implant board, Tooyoung, obviously you must be having some problems with sexual function and possibly considering either an IPP or a malleable. Otherwise, you would be on the Trimix board warning people about scarring/fibrosis, right?

In my case, I didn’t have a choice; all erectile function crapped out on me after a bacterial Infection (always make sure supplements are third-party tested!). I received an implant, not begrudgingly, but complacently out of necessity. I am well aware of the potential inconveniences but, like I said, I didn’t have a choice. I must imagine the same goes for everyone else here, whose discourse should really be interpreted as people trying to make the best of a compromising situation by looking at the brighter side. I agree that that kind of optimism can come off as misleading when the circumstance is viewed objectively, but there really do seem to be a number of guys here with good results who are enjoying their implants (dan_bionic, Rodsmen, etc.), and I do think there is something to be said about that, especially after years of dead erections.

But, you know, after looking around this board for a while, I think the actual lifespan for an IPP is five to six years. I’m actually okay with that.

Hi F1..I appreciate your input by the way...one of the few reasonable guys here.

I've attached two screenshots of a previous piece I wrote that reflect my stance—and highlight the false dichotomy many guys here tend to adopt. I suspect it's because they want to sleep better at night, and honestly, they have every right to. Even those who accept a mechanical failure every month are entitled to their choices. I'm not attacking individuals or personal decisions. But what they don’t have the right to do is act as a propaganda machine and shut down every attempt at critical appraisal.