Penguins

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dtwarren1942
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Penguins

Postby dtwarren1942 » Fri Dec 21, 2012 10:37 pm

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica ?

Where do they go?

Wonder no more ! ! !

It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
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Re: Penguins

Postby antelope » Fri Dec 21, 2012 10:59 pm

So bad, so bad....
Born 1948, wed 1969. BPH & Type II Diabetes at age 35. TURP-2002; ED even before that--diabetes. Cardiac valve surgery: 2007 & 2019. Poor results with pills. Started trimix injections in Nov, 2010. Great results from the very beginning.

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Re: Penguins

Postby sluggun » Sat Dec 22, 2012 5:51 am

Start the car, i'll get ya coat!.

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Re: Penguins

Postby jn1421 » Wed Dec 26, 2012 1:11 am

I'm calling 9-1-1


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