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Masonjames
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Bad dick

Postby Masonjames » Wed Sep 06, 2023 10:39 am

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70 year old, Married 53 years with two adult children.
Tried pills, herbs, and Trimix. Implanted by Dr. Hakky , in Atlanta, on the 1st, of September 2020. Titan XL 24cm's with two 1.5cm"s RTE"s
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Martin6469
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Re: Bad dick

Postby Martin6469 » Fri Sep 22, 2023 2:54 pm

The comedienne Chelsea Handler says that no girlfriend tells her guy that his penis is small. :roll: They have to get married first. :shock:
Age 80 in 2025. On testosterone replacement due to hypothalamus malfunction. (Attention depressed guys: low testosterone is a cause.) Healthy health nut but ED due to getting old. Like to keep enough cardiovascular ability to thrust for 30 min.
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Re: Bad dick

Postby Gt1956 » Sat Sep 23, 2023 1:51 am

Martin6469 wrote:The comedienne Chelsea Handler says that no girlfriend tells her guy that his penis is small. :roll: They have to get married first. :shock:

Ouch, thats gotta hurt even more. Women can vary from very kind to really vicious.
As for the sign. I sent that to my wife & our adult daughter. They both liked it. Fortunately I've never received any booing.
Actually early in our love life I got some thank yous after. Really great to hear. That slowly went away. I think it became expected rather than a decline in quality.....I hope.
69yo, HBP @ 40, high triglycerides @ 45. Phimosis @ 57. Type 2 @ 60. Dr. William Brant May 1, 2023 CX 21cm w/no rte's penoscrotal 6" girth @ 6 months.
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Re: Bad dick

Postby Masonjames » Mon Sep 25, 2023 8:43 am

Gt1956 wrote:
Martin6469 wrote:The comedienne Chelsea Handler says that no girlfriend tells her guy that his penis is small. :roll: They have to get married first. :shock:

Ouch, thats gotta hurt even more. Women can vary from very kind to really vicious.
As for the sign. I sent that to my wife & our adult daughter. They both liked it. Fortunately I've never received any booing.
Actually early in our love life I got some thank yous after. Really great to hear. That slowly went away. I think it became expected rather than a decline in quality.....I hope.



It don't matter how good the dick is, after a while it is just taken for granted LOL
70 year old, Married 53 years with two adult children.
Tried pills, herbs, and Trimix. Implanted by Dr. Hakky , in Atlanta, on the 1st, of September 2020. Titan XL 24cm's with two 1.5cm"s RTE"s
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