Funny Story
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SunsetEyes1977
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Funny Story
Ordered pizza last night. Wife goes to the bathroom. Pizza delivery girl comes to the door. I'm inflated and its hard as a rock and showing. I am wearing comfy pants and answer the door. Her eyes went boom straight to the pants tent. She smiled and it almost turned into a real life porno. 38 days. 38 days I have to wait !
46 yr old. Married swinger. Implanted AMS 700 in Nov 2023. ED started in mid 40's with diabetes. TriMix worked but had scar tissue.
Re: Funny Story
Good one! 38 smiles
67years,fighting ed for over twenty years. A sever break, vit E, pataba, Viagra, massage Ved cilas, and I'm tired- throwing in the towel, Op for implant Mar 18, 2021 AMS LGX 18 x12 + 1 3cm RTE, gained girth and length, very glad I took the hard step.
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4rest4rest
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Re: Funny Story
SunsetEyes1977 wrote:Ordered pizza last night. Wife goes to the bathroom. Pizza delivery girl comes to the door. I'm inflated and its hard as a rock and showing. I am wearing comfy pants and answer the door. Her eyes went boom straight to the pants tent. She smiled and it almost turned into a real life porno. 38 days. 38 days I have to wait !
Thanks...I really needed that today! Lmao
4rest 
from Southern WV, 61 ED off and on since 2016, Severe currently and Coloplast Titan implanted on December 4 2023. Feel free to in box me.
from Southern WV, 61 ED off and on since 2016, Severe currently and Coloplast Titan implanted on December 4 2023. Feel free to in box me. Re: Funny Story
Save that pizza places phone number. Second time might be the charm.
68yo, HBP at 40, high triglycerides at 45. Phimosis at 57. Type 2 at 60. Dr. William Brant May 1, 2023 CX 21cm w/no rte's penoscrotal 6" girth @ 6 months
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She should have said “ I see you won’t need any pepperoni “
63yr old. PDwith 40% dor. Curve. Pre-PD 7”x6”.lost 2 in. due to PD. ED prior to PD. Switched from Sildalifil to Trimix Nov 2023 . Currently titrating Trimix for optimization.
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4rest4rest
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Musson wrote:She should have said “ I see you won’t need any pepperoni “
Rofl!
Can you imagine the stories the delivery people could tell! Someone could write a book!!
4rest from Southern WV, 61 ED off and on since 2016, Severe currently and Coloplast Titan implanted on December 4 2023. Feel free to in box me.
from Southern WV, 61 ED off and on since 2016, Severe currently and Coloplast Titan implanted on December 4 2023. Feel free to in box me. -
Time2Change
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Re: Funny Story
Definitely order pizza on New Year's Eve!
And give her your big tip.
And give her your big tip.
55; ED for 23 years; Coloplast Titan implant on 10/26/20; Dr. Martin Gross; Happy to share my experiences in private messages
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SunsetEyes1977
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Re: Funny Story
Gt1956 wrote:Save that pizza places phone number. Second time might be the charm.
Well...she was cute !
46 yr old. Married swinger. Implanted AMS 700 in Nov 2023. ED started in mid 40's with diabetes. TriMix worked but had scar tissue.
Re: Funny Story
That pizza girl probably has your address noted that she handles all deliveries there.
Nov. 8, 2019
4+ years, Coloplast Titan OTR
Married 36 years to my beautiful young bride
Always here to answer questions if you PM me
4+ years, Coloplast Titan OTR
Married 36 years to my beautiful young bride
Always here to answer questions if you PM me
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