Give me 10 inches

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RJ_in_Pa
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Give me 10 inches

Postby RJ_in_Pa » Sun Oct 26, 2025 10:34 am

The tread under Sexuality discussing “What is considered a small penis size?” reminded me of an old high school joke:

Last night I was in bed with a girl that said “Give me 10 inches and make it hurt”. So I stuck my dick in her twice and slapped her on the face. :D
65, Radical Prostatectomy in 2023, pills did nothing. Used Trimix with great success, but now trying regain ability to get natural erections as I did prior to RP surgery. So far, able to have PIV sex with a C ring.
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jwjwjw
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Re: Give me 10 inches

Postby jwjwjw » Sun Dec 21, 2025 11:36 am

LOL !
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Borkyboy
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Re: Give me 10 inches

Postby Borkyboy » Wed Dec 24, 2025 3:54 pm

If she says it’s too small, you can also say “let’s try your ass”!
Suffered Peyronies in 2009, got ams 700 around 2012 that just failed. Replaced with Coloplast 4 weeks ago by Dr Aaron Latowsky in Phoenix. Had also used Viagra and Trimex prior to Peyronies.
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cbinspok
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Re: Give me 10 inches

Postby cbinspok » Wed Dec 24, 2025 5:17 pm

Lol, you made me smile.
Does remind me of when young I thought every guy had an 8” as that was always the measurement that got thrown around in jokes and small talk, pre internet days. I measured mine ( didn’t know about “ bone press” then ) and felt like hell for only making 7.25”
This forum set me straight about dick size.
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Myballs
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Re: Give me 10 inches

Postby Myballs » Tue Aug 18, 2026 1:42 am

She says who do you think you’ll satisfy with that?
Say me bitch!
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ElbowRoom
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Re: Give me 10 inches

Postby ElbowRoom » Tue Aug 18, 2026 10:58 am

There are no small dicks, only enormous pussies. :lol:
59yo Coloplast Titan 28cm Penoscrotal with Dr. Hakky 10/21/2025.
Pre-op erect measurements:
8.5"L and 6.5"C

Post-op: 8.75” L and 6.7” C at 10 months
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Lost Sheep
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Re: Give me 10 inches

Postby Lost Sheep » Tue Aug 18, 2026 10:34 pm

RJ_in_Pa wrote:The tread under Sexuality discussing “What is considered a small penis size?” reminded me of an old high school joke:

Last night I was in bed with a girl that said “Give me 10 inches and make it hurt”. So I stuck my dick in her twice and slapped her on the face. :D

Just ask her, "Do you want 10 inches for 4 minutes or 4 inches for 45 minutes? I can stay erect inside you for as long as you can stay wet."
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READ OLD THREADS-ask better questions -better understand answers
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Document pre-op size-photos and written records
Pre-op VED therapy helps. Post-op is another matter
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