Happy Birthday to me.

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oldbeek
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Happy Birthday to me.

Postby oldbeek » Wed Apr 01, 2026 6:59 pm

My implant is 9 years old today.
83, good health, RP 7-2017, all nerves taken , PSA 0.05in 2025,, implanted 4-1-18, Infra-pubic, AMS lgx 15 cm with 5cm rte. Implant at USC Keck. Dr Boyd and Dr Loh Doyle 6.5 x 5, 800 AUS 7-21-20 at Keck

Kodixx
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Re: Happy Birthday to me.

Postby Kodixx » Wed Apr 01, 2026 7:20 pm

oldbeek, happy birthday ! We should all be so lucky !!

- Chuck
Feb 2025 58yo, 38 w/ greatest wife ever
AMS CX, Tenacio, Dr Broghammer (excellent) pre-op L:7", post-op @ 9 mo L: 6.5=>7.0" G: 5.5=>5.75"
2wks pain, cycling/sex @ 7wks, minor pain until 10wks, felt like 'new normal' sex @ 16wks

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SWorks17
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Location: Garden Ridge, Texas

Re: Happy Birthday to me.

Postby SWorks17 » Wed Apr 01, 2026 10:09 pm

Happy Bionic Birthday OldBeek!

That Bionic Weapon has been used a lot in 9 years!

Congratulation, I hope that you get many more years of service!

Your Bionic Brother in Texas
SWorks
Age 68, Garden Ridge Texas, Boston Scientific Rezum procedure for benign enlarged prostate 19 May 21, AMS LGX 18cm with 3cm RT's installed 5 Nov 2021 by Major Dr Shane Barney, BAMC, San Antonio, Texas, Married 37 years.
DOD Pg 131, Faces Pg 27

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GoodWood
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Re: Happy Birthday to me.

Postby GoodWood » Wed Apr 01, 2026 11:22 pm

Congrats! Help it celebrate by putting it to use today!
57yo, NYC. ED started at 40. Pills, then shots for 10 years. 24cm Coloplast Titan XL w/classic pump by Dr Eid 3/25/2025. Will meet for show & tell.
Implant journal: [url] viewtopic.php?f=6&t=26225[/url]

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dan_bionic
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Re: Happy Birthday to me.

Postby dan_bionic » Thu Apr 02, 2026 1:37 am

Happy Birthday and congrats on 9 years!
Dan
68, Germany, lost 40 years to 4 asexual marriages and ED.
Implanted: July 2023, AMS LGX 18cm + 5 cm RTE
The best gift I made to myself! :lol: Fucking young chicks to compensate 8-)
Bionic Dick "at work":
https://implantporn.com/videos/

cbinspok
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Re: Happy Birthday to me.

Postby cbinspok » Thu Apr 02, 2026 9:02 am

atta boy Oldbeek!
my the power be with you for many more !
71 years now,Ed twenty years. A sever break to penis, vit E, pataba, Viagra, massage Ved cilas, exhausted, I tossed in my towel, Op for implant Mar 18, 2021 AMS LGX 18 x12 + 1 3cm RTE,yep standard size, happily gained girth and length,.. stay hwp!

LGXDownunder
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Location: Sydney, Australia

Re: Happy Birthday to me.

Postby LGXDownunder » Thu Apr 02, 2026 9:41 am

Happy birthday oldbeek! :D My implant recently turned one and yours is already in school and doing well :lol:.
71, married, Sydney Oz. PC/nerve sparing RRP Mar 2022 caused 100% total ED. Tried pills, Trimix inj, focal shockwave, VED. All failed. Implanted Mar 6 2025 AMS 700 LGX 21cm x 12mm, no RTEs, MS pump, Penoscrotal. Got back to 6.5" BPEL @ 9m. Loving it.

Old Guy
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Re: Happy Birthday to me.

Postby Old Guy » Thu Apr 02, 2026 9:52 am

Happy Bionic Birthday oldbeek!
Nov. 8, 2019
6+ years, Coloplast Titan OTR
Married 38 years to my beautiful young bride
Always here to answer questions if you PM me

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ElbowRoom
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Re: Happy Birthday to me.

Postby ElbowRoom » Fri Apr 03, 2026 9:46 am

Congrats Oldbeek! I’m glad your implant is still going strong!
59yo Coloplast Titan 28cm Penoscrotal with Dr. Hakky 10/21/2025.
Pre-op erect measurements:
8.5"L and 6.5"C

Post-op: 8”L and 6”C at one week.
8.5” and 6”C at three weeks with full glans engorgement

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ElbowRoom
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Re: Happy Birthday to me.

Postby ElbowRoom » Fri Apr 03, 2026 9:49 am

Fartsniffers wrote:
Yeah, bionic weapon, pew pew. Pump that thing up!

Stop using those lame, teenage, militarized expressions. It’s a fucking medical device, just like a heart valve, if not more serious for younger individuals who need to have a family and a life. Maybe if it weren’t for guys like you describing it like a BB gun, the industry would’ve taken us (the patients) and implant R&D seriously.

No wonder why Perito starts his videos with a military parade orchestra.

I fucking hate boomers.


Why do you feel the need to be the “fun police”? Sure it’s a medical device, that doesn’t mean we can’t be lighthearted about it and tell jokes. Hell, your whole signature is a joke.

Must be a TooYoung alt account.
59yo Coloplast Titan 28cm Penoscrotal with Dr. Hakky 10/21/2025.
Pre-op erect measurements:
8.5"L and 6.5"C

Post-op: 8”L and 6”C at one week.
8.5” and 6”C at three weeks with full glans engorgement


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