buy.” Tom Clancy
“ You know “that look” women get when they want sex? Me Neither” Steve Martin
“ Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a
good hand” Woody Allen
“ Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night” Rodney
Dangerfield
“ My girlfriend always laughs during sex --- no matter what she’s reading” Steve Jobs
“ My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.” Jack Nicholson
“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.” Billy Crystal
“According to a new survery, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front
of men than they do of undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too
judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.” Robert De Niro
“ Instead of getting married again, I going to just find a woman I don’t like ang just give
her a house.” Rod Stewart
“ See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to
run one at a time” Robin Williams
