Amish Doctor

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orp1999
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Amish Doctor

Postby orp1999 » Mon Jun 06, 2016 2:33 pm

An Amish Doctor in Lancaster County Pennsylvania is known for implanting a special wooden penile prosthesis.
He's known as the "Hickory Dickory Doc."
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charlesr
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Re: Amish Doctor

Postby charlesr » Mon Jun 06, 2016 4:38 pm

I'm assuming that the second line of the poem doesn't end with the word "clock."
Born 1951. Radical Robotic Prostatectomy on October 6, 2013. Bionic with Titan Touch with Bioflex Zero Degree 18cm w/ (1) rte Implant, Infrapubic, on July 13, 2015.
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dg_moore
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Re: Amish Doctor

Postby dg_moore » Mon Jun 06, 2016 5:42 pm

So you always have morning wood. And afternoon wood. And ...
Dave, 80, Maryland - Implant (Titan) 2008 by Dr. Andrew Kramer (failed Sept 2020) - never used due to a stroke that, among other things, ended my sex life.
Life is not the way it's supposed to be, it's the way it is.
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jn1421
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Re: Amish Doctor

Postby jn1421 » Wed Jun 08, 2016 2:29 am

Pitiful Dave...just pitiful, but I really like it.
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ShopMan
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Re: Amish Doctor

Postby ShopMan » Mon Jan 16, 2017 10:00 pm

I see a real possible problem with this. Termites. How do you explain to the exterminator.

Charlie
80 yrs. Married 60 years. Hypertension but under control with meds.

ED since 1995. Viagra then switched to Cialis. Both quit working.
Was on Trimix. Tri-Mix quit working. Implanted by Dr. Novak Grand Rapids, Mi 12/16/2014 AMS LGX
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