I don't think this qualifies as a dirty joke, so here goes

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An 80-something gentleman lost his wife and resides in an assisted living facility. One night he thought he would like to go out and seek some new company. So he goes to a bar and meets a 70-something beauty. They get along well, and she takes him up to her apartment where he spends the night. This is the first time he got lucky in years.

A few days later he notices a little dripping occurring, so he visits the Dr., who examines him.

Dr: Have you had sex lately?
Man: Ye-e-e-s
Dr: Do you remember her name and address?
Man: Ye-e-e-s
Dr: Well you better get back there, you're about to come!