Miles of fun 4.75 inches at a time….

[LMCatman]

I put this in General Discussion as Paul suggested it might help those "on the fence".... many of you have seen some of this before...except for the "math"....

Miles of fun 4.75 inches at a time….Or: How I’ve pushed 20 miles* of cock in the past 4 years

If you are “on the fence” about an implant and worried about ending up with a “little dick”, here’s some “food for thought”:

My “lifetime hobby” is women. Prostate cancer followed by a radical prostatectomy left me with a limp (but sensitive) little noodle dick. Never that big to start with, 6” or so, 2.5 years of atrophy and three penis implants have left me with a nice, hard little 4.75” dick.

Having a small dick but a strong sex drive, I’ve spent much of the past 4.25 years practicing my “hobby”, which at this stage of life, is “entertaining” myself with of “young professional ladies”.

Most weeks, I have a couple of one hour “sessions”. Some weeks I’ll have three, some weeks none. Three or so years ago two of my favorite girls talked me into a “threesome” – something I’d previously been too cheap to try. Well, I tried it…I liked it… It WAS worth the extra “donation”.

As I approached becoming a 5 year cancer survivor, I wanted to give myself a “special treat” to celebrate. I arranged a 90 minute, four girl session. All but one of the girls were my “regulars”, worked together and had “enjoyed” each other with me before. About an hour in, fifth girl showed up and joined the fun. This was certainly a “Monger’s Dream Come True”

At an age where I could live 20 more years or exit tomorrow, I am having the sex life of my fantasies. My “hard little dick” enables me to stay hard and keep fucking until “my time runs out.

If you can’t fuck, want to, and an implant is your last option….GO FOR IT. Quit fucking around and start …….fucking around!!!

*The math disclaimer. OF COURSE, I had to wildly estimate all the numbers. Call it “Poetic License”. I counted “cowgirl” as strokes too.
My actual numbers, if available, would probably be higher, not lower! Here are my numbers, starting with 600 strokes per session.

600 “in” strokes x 4.75” x 100 sessions per year x 4.25 years divided by 12” divided by 5280 feet = 19.11 miles. AND…I rounded UP to 20 miles!

[JayGould]

Nice, what are your favorite girl spots?

[Greg1956]

More power to you. You only live once. I am happily married. I still have the sex drive of a teenager. I am hoping when I am able to perform again after I recover from implant surgery, scheduled three weeks from today) my wife will be as excited as me to get back in the game.

[LMCatman]

Nice, what are your favorite girl spots?

the spot between their legs......uh....seriously, I'll PM you a site......))))

[dirtman1993]

You guys are lucky as my partner has no drive and will NEVER start anything. I have tried everything and I got tired of ALWAYS being the one who begins. Guys enjoy your wives girlfriends who show some interest. Not I have an implant and no interested in using. Mot sure what to do.

[Larry10625]

You guys are lucky as my partner has no drive and will NEVER start anything. I have tried everything and I got tired of ALWAYS being the one who begins. Guys enjoy your wives girlfriends who show some interest. Not I have an implant and no interested in using. Mot sure what to do.

Give her one go with your new toy... If she isn't impressed then ask "what do I do". I know exactly what you are saying... I had that for MANY years, but in the last year or so, she has been the aggressor.

Give er a try

Larry

[sliphill]

LMCatman, pretty impressive. You are sure getting some good use outta that bionic dick. Lol. Certainly sounds like fun!!

[Smetro]

LMC
You area fucking(no pun intended) LEGEND mate!!!!

[Tybeeman]

That is an expensive hobby. But, cheaper than a boat.

[Smetro]

That is an expensive hobby. But, cheaper than a boat.

Indeed.....I have had my share of them (boats...)
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