Getting discovered: How to tell a woman your bionic

[TANGERINE]

Many single bionic guys are concerned about how to handle the following situation:

During a one night stand or first sex, the woman discovers your pump in the scrotum, and she asks:
"umm, what is this ?"

What is the speech that you would use ?

please give specific verbiage to help many of the younger bionics who face stress over this scenario.

[TANGERINE]

to start the discussion, here is the speech I would consider reciting in the situation where the woman had no idea about my history:

"yes, I had some surgery done down there after an accident, but don't worry everything works really great and I think your really going to like my dick"

and if she pursues, you can try:
"you know it is really personal to me, I'll tell you details later, but let's not spoil the mood"

and is she still pursues you might say
"you are going to notice nothing different, except that I can get harder and last longer than most men" and then

and if she still pursues
"I am one of the few men who can have multiple orgasms"

and then to close the deal (hopefully, with the titan, a magnum condom will fit you well) you can then say
"OK, look, this is going to be really fun, and here is a condom (in the nice magnum gold package), can we put this magnum condom on, cause regular condoms feel too tight to me. "

TANGERINE

PS: you will gain in girth over the next six months, so magnum likely will happen in 6 months

[strongagain]

During a one night stand or first sex, the woman discovers your pump in the scrotum, and she asks:
"umm, what is this ?"

I tell them it‘s the remote control for the garage door.

[radioradio]

During a one night stand or first sex, the woman discovers your pump in the scrotum, and she asks:
"umm, what is this ?"

I tell them it‘s the remote control for the garage door.

[ThePlumber1964]

Lol

[Bandit]

One night stand.......

You simply say, without getting into great detail, that is the thing the seperates me from all the two pump chumps in your past. So hold on for the night of your life. Me and my little friend are going to take you to places you never been !

Then you handle your business !

Bandit

[radioradio]

One night stand.......

You simply say, without getting into great detail, that is the thing the seperates me from all the two pump chumps in your past. So hold on for the night of your life. Me and my little friend are going to take you to places you never been !

Then you handle your business !

Bandit

Bandit,
As a former two pump chump, all I can say is: that's a great answer!
Bob 2.3

[Eugene]

After an hour or two of hot sex with your bionic "everhard" boner, she'll be so happy that you won't have to explain anything!

[maxxxxx]

I had a private message to comment this topic. I will say a few things. for a few years I still do not want to have a long relationship, so I do not think about this problem.
of course, when I have a serious relationship, I will have to tell my woman about my implant. Now, I do not want to think about words to use for them.

I can assure this : two years now post surgery (27 sec 2015). I had sex with about 40 different women, only sex. I never slept together in the bed at night... I have only sex, and never problem about feeling my pump. If im not excited, my scrotum is soft and relaxed, and the pump is detectable, off course!!
But during sex, i have very hard scrotum and the pump hidden behind my balls was not felt by anyone. in fact, I love they lick and touch my balls, so I never had to confess about the pump. when I will have a girlfriend and I love them and I want to marry, then I will tell the truth, surely she will accept, if she loves me.

I think there is more lies to hide the implant. For exemple, you can say the pump s a cyst..

[Dustyknox]

I’ve had sex with 3 different women since my implant. This has been on multiple occasions, and it includes long bouts of oral. When they go to touch that area, I tell them I don’t like my balls played with. No one has asked or suspected a thing. When I stay the night, I leave it partially pumped so there are no folds. I have a small scrotum from TRT, so it is very easy to feel my pump. However it’s easy because I can feel it both internally and with my fingertips. A woman brushing against it briefly has a very hard time discerning something different down there.

However I have been dating someone exclusively for over a month now, and I am considering the big reveal. When I let her know, I will update everyone.