Condoms

[David_R]

While checking out at a local convenience store recently I saw among the items at the check-out counter condoms, size XL. I was tempted to buy a pack just to see the reaction I got from the clerk. (And no, I do not need XL at all, at all, at all.)

[Lost Sheep]

While checking out at a local convenience store recently I saw among the items at the check-out counter condoms, size XL. I was tempted to buy a pack just to see the reaction I got from the clerk. (And no, I do not need XL at all, at all, at all.)

Back in the days of the Cold War, the Soviets tried a bit of psychological warfare and placed an order with an American company for several thousand condoms to fit men of 8" girth and 14" long.

Not to be outdone, the company filled the order....and shipped them in boxes labelled...."MEDIUM"

[David_R]

[Larry10625]

:lol:

I did that... When I went in to the sex shop to pick up my VED, I noticed that they had a big display of different condoms, sizes, ribbed, flavours, colours, etc. I saw MAGNUM on the bottom shelf so I bent down, picked up a box and made it look like I was checking out sizes. My wife got a kick out of this because there were quite a few people in the store at the time. hahaha

Larry

[David_R]

Larry, you could have also said out loud to your wife (so others could hear you), "Dear, do you think this would be big enough?"

[Lost Sheep]

Larry, you could have also said out loud to your wife (so others could hear you), "Dear, do you think this would be big enough?"

Better that the wife should ask, "Oh, dear, I don't think that will be big enough? or, "Keep looking, dear, we need a larger size."